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[The Arapaho Kid]

Marshal:

Zebra at 50yds.

Unsportsman like conduct.  Shooting the referee.  Ten yard penalty!

[Big John Denny]

OK you two, you've made me come in here to quell this arguement yet again. If you two can't play nice with each other I'll just have to confiscate those weapons of yours again and send you to bed without desert. So there. The rules also say that players can't call penalties on other players, unless they're official spotters at a SASS match. Arapaho, you didn't have to escalate all the way to an Abrams (but good Army training there pard), you could have just brought in your own catapult thingy instead.

Now its getting late and I want you two to behave. Besides your scaring poor ol' Four Eyed Buck.

[Derby Younger]

We got rules?

[Big John Denny]

Rules. Well, that sounds harsh doesn't it. Let's think of a kinder more civil  PC type of word. How about daiseys?

[Birdgun Quail]

"Daisy."   
Like in the kinder and more civil "Daisy Cutter?"
(A 15,000-pound BLU-82 bomb that explodes a few feet above the ground and obliterates anything within hundreds of yards--that kind of "Daisy"?)

[The Arapaho Kid]

Three troopers on the Daisy Cutter
More information on this bomb:
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/dumb/blu-82.htm

[Derby Younger]

daisy's?

[The Arapaho Kid]

"Oh poo!  I wanted to post on the No Topic thread, but that Cuban Clown husband of mine won't let me!"

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Naw, use #00 buck fur da Zebra.  Heh, Heh Heh.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Naw, use #00 buck fur da Zebra.  Heh, Heh Heh.

Unsportsman like conduct!  Shooting the referee!  Ten yard penalty!


First Down ended.  Begin Second Down!

[Birdgun Quail]

Naw, use #00 buck fur da Zebra.  Heh, Heh Heh.

Heh, Heh, Heh!!!  You're silly!!!!  Heh, Heh, Heh!!!

[The Arapaho Kid]

UNSPORTSMAN LIKE CONDUCT!
NO ZEBRA, OR REFEREE SHOOTING!

[Birdgun Quail]

No blind referee shooting!

[The Arapaho Kid]

SHOOTERS WILL RECEIVE A DQ FOR THE THREAD!

[Derby Younger]

Stage DQ for shooting a Zebra.
Match DQ for not.

[Derby Younger]

The Hat pops through the reality shield.

All Zebra references shall end. Veering to close to making sense.

Pops back through shield on way to The Python Galaxy by way of The Brooks Nebulae.

[Birdgun Quail]

Derby Younger shows his muscles because he, without any regard of reality, killed all Zebra references.

[Forty Rod]

That kid's so skinny he ain't got room for blood vessels.  How's he stay up an' runnin'?

[Derby Younger]

Mongo thank Colinus Virginiaus for Wedgie candidate picture. Fond childhood memory for Mongo.

[Derby Younger]

Before anybody thinks of it, giving not getting.