No Topic

[The Arapaho Kid]

Rap, Single action slingshots only..........Buck

Buck....I ain't never seen any two banger slingshots!

[Big John Denny]

Our point exactly. And you can't shoot no nuclear or atomic weapons from them either.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Good evening ladies & gentlemen.  This is Debby Coltrain for WCAS News.  In the latest standings on the No Topic thread, the current score is Lookey Lous: 2788.  Posters: 740.  It appears that one Big John Denny came in and put an end to the war that was going on.  The Arapaho Kid has placed his Atomic Bomb back in safe storage and has gotten out a couple of old, antique sling shooters and is now practicing with them.  He told my reporter that any one of the windows in the Longbranch Saloon could very possibly be first target...unless some unsuspecting person shows his, or her backside first.  It was rumored that no one should do any mooning while Arapaho has a sling shot handy.  i will keep you posted on the latest developments on this thread.  Stay tuned to WCAS.

[Big John Denny]

Laws of the Natural Universe

Number 3

If you drop a small gun screw on the floor, you will not find it until after you install a new one that you had to order.

[Big John Denny]

Kid, God can't help you if you hit the Marshal'ette with that slingshot of yours. They probably won't even be able to recover your DNA from the slaughter scene.

[The Arapaho Kid]

[Big John Denny]

This cowboy has to sleep now. Be back tomorrow.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Thread standings!

[The Arapaho Kid]

Arapaho's New Office.....

[The Arapaho Kid]

HOLY BLACK POWDER RULE NUMBER ONE:

MAKE SURE YOUR WEAPON IS CLEAN BEFORE FIRING!

[The Arapaho Kid]

HOLY BLACK POWDER RULE NUMBER

DON'T OVERLOAD IT!

[Derby Younger]

I see your slingshot and raise........

[Big John Denny]

Hey Derby, careful with that thing. You could put an eye out or break down a castle wall.

[Derby Younger]

Heh, heh. Ay yep. Rap gonna be surprised when he comes out the Saloon doors wearin those slingers. Oh, got one at ta other end of town too.

[Big John Denny]

I hope you got em loaded with big nerf balls. You would squish ol' Arapaho with them real stones.

[Derby Younger]

Got em loaded with Limburger cheese balls.

[litl rooster]

I was hungry till I seen the Limburg cheese balls yuk....Going to find Trinty and eat som meat

[The Arapaho Kid]

Your little pip squeek catapults don't scare me!  One shot from my main gun and you'll have a 10 year supply of toothpicks!

[Derby Younger]

The Hat pops through the reality shield.

Rap, we already done that one.

Pops back through the shield on the way to a Galaxy the other side of Nebraska.

[The Arapaho Kid]

The Hat pops through the reality shield.

Rap, we already done that one.

Pops back through the shield on the way to a Galaxy the other side of Nebraska.

Well...you brought out those wimpy catapults.  I did a recall!