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[Big John Denny]

OK, it will be a digital then.

Keep on clapping on and off Badlands and you'll make yourself dizzy.

[Badlands Walker]

I'm still an anolog type of guy!

[The Arapaho Kid]

Look sonny!  I don't care who you are, or what you do for a living...you just can't come up the outside of the building, in those ridiculous costumes on a rope, then gain entrance to my office through the window!  You have to use the stairs, or the elevator like everyone else!

I run a legit business here.  I don't know who this Joker fellow is.  I've never heard of him!  So I don't know who he is, or what he does!  So why don't the two of you just march right out of here.  And I'd appreciate it if you'd tell that fellow in black to stop peeing in my waste can!

[Big John Denny]

Good to see you back on Arapaho Kid. But can you say that word on CAS City. You know the one I mean "Joker".

[The Arapaho Kid]

Oh!  Did someone mention my name?

[Big John Denny]

Yes Joker I did, but I probably shouldn't have.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Spock....a little out of character...

"So you see, Captain, when the Romulan torpedo hit those thingies outside the ship, this little gadget snapped off. In so doing it shorted out that little deelybob over there.  When that deelybob shorted out, that other whatchamacallit over there went wacko and shorted out those other thingamajigs over on that side.  So...this whole thing is toast!  Engineer Scott e-mailed me and said he could be here sometime between noon and Wednedsay and told me that with a few paperclips, some coathanger wire and a roll of duct tape...he could have this running like a Saturday Night Special again!"

[The Arapaho Kid]

You call me melon head again and I'll slap you silly!

[Big John Denny]

OK Kid, you've got the night watch. I'm going to sleep.

[The Arapaho Kid]

LESS TALK.....MAKE SMOKE!   

[Itty Bitty Storm]

This is a very strange post, lol.

[litl rooster]

 

This is a very strange post, lol.

Yes mam it is....

You see it's a sad story the Piano player was suddenly diagnosied with 45 types of lead poison...Since then this is what we do to entertain ourselves... Please feel free to join in the mayhem

[Badlands Walker]

Whatta ya mean?  It's a great thread & I love this kind of stuff.  It helps break up the monotony, gets a few laughs, ends the bordem, & sometimes... us cowpokes just run out of things to say about cowboy stuff & need some other kind of attention.

I know I do.... cain't speak for anyone else here! 

[The Arapaho Kid]

CAS CITY MISSING PERSON BULLETEN

This person has been reported to Cas City Lost & Found as missing.  Last seen wearing standard cowboy clothing and a brace of .45 sixshooters.  If seen, please call the Mayor's office in Cas City immediately

[Badlands Walker]

[The Arapaho Kid]

JUST INSTALLED IN MY OFFICE

I just installed this little do-dad in my office.  For the next hour it's open house!  Don't start no durned stampeed getting in there!

[The Arapaho Kid]

TIME OUT WHILE ARAPAHO GOES SNOOPING FOR MORE "INTERESTING STUFF" FOR THIS THREAD. BE BACK IN A FLASH WITH THE TRASH!

[The Arapaho Kid]

HUMMM...? ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT 'KP" MEANT.   NOW I KNOW!

KEEP PEELING!

[The Arapaho Kid]

HEY MARSHAL.....I GOTTA NEW HOSS FOR YA!

[The Arapaho Kid]

Officer Krupkey...you have made a serious error in judgement!  I am Batman, caped crusader and this is Robin, boy wonder.  We are the dynamic duo.  We were in hot pursuit of the Joker, who just robbed the Gotham City First National Bank when you pulled us over.  Now the Joker has escaped!  I will speak to Chief O'Hara about this.  I will have your little tin badge.....you rookie!