Gopher Grease is a Special Man!!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

And not special as in he rides the short bus, he really is special, unique, outstanding!

Are you aware that he is the ONLY regular poster in Tall Tales who has not yet been thwacked with my hat, or clanged with Elle??

That's amazing, that's astonishing!

<Long pause>

He must be up to something nefarious.

Hmm.



AnnieLee

[litl rooster]

be right back must google ne far ious

[Delmonico]

It's deee-scrim-in-ation that's what it is, my lawyer will be out to see you.

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

I thought we was all entitled to equal treatment UNDER THE LAW!!!  Either you gotta start thwackin him or stop thwackin us or we may just file one a them double breasted lawsuits.

[Trinity]

...Double breasted WHAT?

Oh, sorry, I came in on the end of the conversation.    My opinion on the matter?  I used to think Del. and GG were one and the same.  Think about it.  They are both food nuts, they do alot of the same things outside of CasCity and they are never on at the same time.  I thought that until I spoke to a character on the phone at the Fort that called himself GG. 

Heck, for all I know that might have been one of those coworkers that Del likes to terrorize!  In exchange for a week of peace he probably agreed to tell me that he was GG.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Ahhh... sorry, folks, you'd lose that suit/case faster than a baggage handler at O'Hare airport! You see, Gopher Grease has never done anything to warrant a thwapping or a clanging! He's always been kind, gracious, and friendly to me, unlike you miscreants who badger, poke, harrass, and generally mess with me, much to your insidious delight! (There's another one of those words for Litl Rooster...)

Gopher Grease has been... a <gulp> gentleman.

I'm worried.



AnnieLee

[Scattered Thumbs]

Ahhh... sorry, folks, you'd lose that suit/case faster than a baggage handler at O'Hare airport! You see, Gopher Grease has never done anything to warrant a thwapping or a clanging! He's always been kind, gracious, and friendly to me, unlike you miscreants who badger, poke, harrass, and generally mess with me, much to your insidious delight! (There's another one of those words for Litl Rooster...)

Gopher Grease has been... a <gulp> gentleman.

I'm worried.



AnnieLee

Next thing you'll know.... He'll sprout wings. 

[Delmonico]

He fakes it well, ask him about the time we were haulin' our bedrolls back to camp on the hood of his pickup.  He off the wall comment caused us to wake folks a quarter of a mile away.  If I'd a been drinkin' coffee it would have went a half mile. 

I don't know if he ever told Doris what he said.    Sides that he snores. 

Trinity, Annie and Slim met us both in person.

[Trinity]

Yeah, yeah!  It was probably the same kid fulfilling part of the same agreement!

[gophergrease]

Annie thanks, but the halo is held up by the horns. I just don't show it in here.
Maybe I'm just smarter than some that get thumped regularly. Could be that my momma told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything. The point was pushed firmly in with a wood spoon.

Trinity, I am really me, really it is, and Del is --------------------- Del is del.

[Trinity]

Yep, Del is indeed Del. 

As for not saying anything if you can't say anything nice, well that hat's got a hair trigger!  Something as simple as a look could set the darned thing off! 

[litl rooster]

Annie quit using them 75cent words (why don't these keyboards have a cent key?) In the mean time you could go ahead and wack Gopher Grease (I ducked that one) You know he's up to something you just haven't caught him Yet In the mean time Trinty maybe on to something Maybe Del and GG are the same person....Del always seems to be 3 or 4 steps ahead, and is devious enough to plot out a plan like that.



in sid ious? now back to google

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Now Annie, if we didn't poke, badger and harrass, you'd think we didn't like ya no more! At least we're givin' ya some attention.
We wouldn't do it if'n we didn't care about you...........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Here's proof. From left to right: Gopher Grease, Delmonico, me, Slim. That's one of the Slimettes standing in front of me.



Nope, Gopher Grease and Del are not one and the same. Del would never put that much sugar into his sweetea!

I'm not saying GG isn't capable of being a wicked miscreant, all I'm saying is that he's never given me reason to thwap or clang him!

Buck, you make me feel loved.


AnnieLee

[Trinity]

That feller looks familiar... I think... yeah, I remember.  I've got it now.  He was indeed in one of the shots in the Fort brochure that came with my boots.  Yep, it's just as I suspected, but he's just not the kid Del's always tormenting... as we all know, Del doesn't discriminate when it comes to tormenting. 


That's a right nice picture!  Del, your beard is looking a little blue there!

[Russ T Chambers]

There is still another possibility: 

We all know how Annie is with photoshop!!  Maybe Del bribed her to create an illusion that there are two of them! 

Nah,,,,  Annie would never sucumb to bribery!   

[litl rooster]

There is still another possibility: 

We all know how Annie is with photoshop!!  Maybe Del bribed her to create an illusion that there are two of them! 

Nah,,,,  Annie would never sucumb to bribery!   

DUCKING again....Yes she would

[gophergrease]

I don't use that much sugar, and thanks for the pic did have that one yet.




                                       Showing his love for Mis Annie with kindness,
                                                     G. G.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<-------Is speechless. 

Thank you.

AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Uh, oh. Is she blushing again?............Buck