Serious Question

Started by Capt. Hamp Cox, August 03, 2005, 08:30:05 PM

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Trinity

I knew a feller named Sam Hügel once.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Capt. Hamp Cox

I once knew a Jack Daniels - for real.  Claimed to be related to the black label guy.

Russ T Chambers

I guess the best one I ran into was a guy named General Sales.  Of all things he was an IBM marketing rep in SoCal.  (What some people do to their kids!)
Russ T. Chambers
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Forty Rod

When I was a kid there was a guy named Jack Frost (John B.) and I've know Ben Franklin, Thomas Meagher, two John Waynes, Tom Jefferson,  Billie Holladay, Walter Raleigh (and his wife, Belle), Isaac Hayes, a Sergeant Preston, and a guy named King Henry The Third banks, Jr.

How did I get off on this subject?
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

You were sucked into it like me. ;D  I met a Dr. Stitcher one time, he worked in the ER and yes he did stitch me up, my head to be exact. ;D ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

We had a feller at work named Donald Duck. Don't think that didn't cause snickers when he was paged on the in-plant system........Buck 8) ::) ;) ;D
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Capt. Hamp Cox

The Texas State Treasurer in 1952 was named Jesse James - for a fact. :o

Joyce (AnnieLee)

Also not a joke: I worked with a fella named Michael Hawk. Everyone called him Mike.

Then there was my dentist. (This one ties in with the birth of Slim's son...) When babies are born, most hospitals put them in an oversized pyrex glass dish like a huge baking dish. On the dish at the foot of every baby, is an index card with the last name and the sex of the child. So, for Slim's case, the card would say
"Slim"
"Boy".

My dentist had been married for a number of years and had two daughters while I was his patient. But it wasn't until his wife was in the hospital with their newborn son that he decided to change his last name from "GAY" to "GRAY."

A true story.

:D

AnnieLee


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litl rooster

went to school with a Rusty Nail

Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 05, 2005, 12:50:36 PM
The Texas State Treasurer in 1952 was named Jesse James - for a fact. :o

was he shot in the back by his cousins?


can any of you tell me can your horse or dog be registered with SASS
Mathew 5.9

Delmonico

I know a feller named Will Waddle, he's married to my ex-sister in-law and works with my wife.  A right nice fella.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Joyce (AnnieLee)

Quote from: litl rooster on August 05, 2005, 06:18:46 PM
went to school with a Rusty Nail

Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on August 05, 2005, 12:50:36 PM
The Texas State Treasurer in 1952 was named Jesse James - for a fact. :o

was he shot in the back by his cousins?


can any of you tell me can your horse or dog be registered with SASS

Litl Rooster, if you are willing to pay for the membership, you can register your childen, your dogs, your horses, a mule, heck even sheep can get a SASS alias if someone is willing to pay for it! Just call up the SASS Inc. Office and sign up PeaEye!  Winston Dawg is really a dog.

:D

AnnieLee


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Delmonico

Just don't registar a cat, that would be wrong, or at least with my wifes cat.

Funny when we got married it was our dog, but it's always been her cat, my choice, not Rita's or the cats. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Quote from: Forty Rod on August 05, 2005, 11:58:46 AM
When I was a kid there was a guy named Jack Frost (John B.) and I've know Ben Franklin, Thomas Meagher, two John Waynes, Tom Jefferson,  Billie Holladay, Walter Raleigh (and his wife, Belle), Isaac Hayes, a Sergeant Preston, and a guy named King Henry The Third banks, Jr.

How did I get off on this subject?

I never knew Jack Frost, but I knew his wife (True story :o).  She was one of my favorite customer contacts, but she just retired.

Quote from: Delmonico on August 05, 2005, 12:31:20 PM
You were sucked into it like me. ;D  I met a Dr. Stitcher one time, he worked in the ER and yes he did stitch me up, my head to be exact. ;D ::)

My mother once told me of a doctor (this is also not a joke)... Dr. Infinger (SP?).

There was also Dr. Payne the Dentist...  also not a joke.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Forty Rod

Had a doctor named Clair (?) Payne when I was a kid.

Also heard Paul Harvey tell about a dental assistant named Nova Smith who married the dentist she was working for.  His name was Harold Caine.  Her name then became.......................................NOVA CAINE!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Forty Rod

Fella down in Temecula of my  acquaintance named Harry Bald.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Capt. Hamp Cox

Can't recall where, but at one time I was acquainted with a Jack Webb, but he was not an actor.

gophergrease

When I was a kid, I spent alot of time hanging around the Dalton ranch.Emmett P. Dalton was the owner at the time.

Four-Eyed Buck

GG, Did you get to meet him?............Buck 8) ::) ???
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Silver Creek Slim

What is the topic of this thread?  ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres.  :-[

Slim
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I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Russ T Chambers

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on August 09, 2005, 11:22:56 AM
What is the topic of this thread?  ??? I got lost in the middle some wheres.  :-[

Slim

Slim

Does it really matter?  ??? ::)  We're already in Tall Tales!  :P ;D ::) ;D ;D ;D
Russ T. Chambers
Roop County Cowboy Shooters Association
SASS Lifer/Regulator #262
WartHog
SBSS #1441
IPSAC
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