Stolen Joke

[Sir Charles deMouton-Black]

What do you call a fish with no eye?            FSH!

The secret of success is a secret to many people!

Why do hummingbirds hum ?      Because they can't remember the words.

Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?     They're making headlines.
 

[RobMancebo]

INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS 

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up,  stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, 'Good morning Alex.'
'Good morning Pastor,' he replied, still focused on the plaque. 'Pastor, what is this?  The pastor said, 'Well son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.' Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked, 'Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?'

[The Trinity Kid]

I don't always talk to Obama supporters..

But when I do, I order fries and a Coke...

Heard that on another forum.

--TK

[litl rooster]

That is funny

[litl rooster]

The clintons (lower case intended) were so broke when they left the whitehouse.


They had to sleep in the same bed.


Their gardner had to get a drunk from the hose.

[Arcey]

Whaddaya  call a terrorist with 'is arm stuck up a camel's exit point?












A personal transportation mechanic.......................

[litl rooster]

Blonde

[Delmonico]

[Forty Rod]

Blonde

I don't get it.   

[Stu Kettle]

I don't get it.   
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Guess I didn't realize you were a blonde

[litl rooster]

I don't get it.   

Maybe it's a bald joke too

[Forty Rod]

I don't get it.   
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Guess I didn't realize you were a blonde

Prematurely platinum blonde.

[Delmonico]

I don't get it.   
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Guess I didn't realize you were a blonde

He's just old.

[Stu Kettle]

Prematurely platinum blonde.

He's just old.

I resemble those remarks.

[Forty Rod]

I got to be this old by respecting my elders.

Some of you whipper-snappers are reducing your odds of doing the same.

Think about it.      

[Delmonico]

I got to be this old by respecting my elders.

Some of you whipper-snappers are reducing your odds of doing the same.

Think about it.      

I think most of us have gotten old anyway. 

[Forty Rod]

Beginner's luck.    

[Delmonico]

Beginner's luck.    

As my Dr says, if you want a second opinion I can use two fingers.

[Major 2]

Women in Leather Dresses

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man's heart beats faster,
his throat! gets dry ,
he gets weak in the knees,
and he thinks irrationally ?
Ever wonder why?








It's because she smells like a N e w  T r u c k

[Forty Rod]

Or a fine European sports car.