Butchered Sayings

Started by Forty Rod, July 07, 2005, 05:41:00 PM

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Forty Rod

People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Russ T Chambers

Quote from: Forty Rod on July 14, 2005, 07:29:27 PM
SU carbs sucked on my '59 MGA and they sucked on my '61 MGA and they sucked on every car they were ever on, including both '68 Datsun 1600 Fairlady roadsters that I won tons of races in.

The three worst things to ever come of of Great Britain are SU carbs, Lucas electrics, and warm beer.

Now, how's THAT for a rant?

They are supposed to suck!  That's what carbs do for a living (suck air and gas)  ::) ::) ;D ;D
Russ T. Chambers
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Forty Rod

Dracula sucks!  (1964 vintage bumper sticker.)
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: Russ T Chambers on July 15, 2005, 01:24:50 AM
Quote from: Forty Rod on July 14, 2005, 07:29:27 PM
SU carbs sucked on my '59 MGA and they sucked on my '61 MGA and they sucked on every car they were ever on, including both '68 Datsun 1600 Fairlady roadsters that I won tons of races in.

The three worst things to ever come of of Great Britain are SU carbs, Lucas electrics, and warm beer.

Now, how's THAT for a rant?

They are supposed to suck!  That's what carbs do for a living (suck air and gas)  ::) ::) ;D ;D
ya beat me to it, Russ T.

Slim
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I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Russ T Chambers

Quote from: Forty Rod on July 15, 2005, 11:17:41 AM
Dracula sucks!  (1964 vintage bumper sticker.)

Slightly off topic, but OK

There is no such thing as Gravity....the Earth sucks!!!!   ;D ;D ::)
Russ T. Chambers
Roop County Cowboy Shooters Association
SASS Lifer/Regulator #262
WartHog
SBSS #1441
IPSAC
CRPA Lifer 
NSRPA Lifer
NRA Benefactor Member
Brother of the Arrow

Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: Russ T Chambers on July 15, 2005, 02:50:27 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on July 15, 2005, 11:17:41 AM
Dracula sucks!  (1964 vintage bumper sticker.)

Slightly off topic, but OK

There is no such thing as Gravity....the Earth sucks!!!!   ;D ;D ::)
This is the Tall Tales, so everything is off-topic.  ;D

Slim
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I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

litl rooster

  Lucas electric...the reason The English drink warm beer




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litl rooster

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Is it flamable   or   inflamable ???
Mathew 5.9

Capt. Hamp Cox

Quote from: litl rooster on July 16, 2005, 05:43:40 AM
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Is it flamable   or   inflamable ???

Interchangable, but each has two "m" s.  From my Webster's II:  ..."There is another prefix in-- , which English also borrowed from Latin, that means "not", and the word inflammable can be misunderstood as meaning "not capable of burning."  In order to eliminate possibly dangerous confusion about the combustibility of various materials, safety officials in the 20th century have adopted the word flammable, which had a brief life in the 19th century, to mean "able to burn".  Materials that do not burn are unambiguously labled nonflammable

Now, Litl Rooster, you wasn't tryin to inflame the readers of this here thread, was you? ;D ;D

Forty Rod

Flammable, inflammable, nonflammable!

This flim-flam topic only inflames those whe seek to flame someone.

Think I'll go find a recipe for a flambe.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Russ T Chambers

Quote from: litl rooster on July 16, 2005, 05:43:40 AM
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Is it flamable   or   inflamable ???

I don't really care, as long as it flams.  ;D ;D ;D
Russ T. Chambers
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IPSAC
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Delmonico

So why when you hurt, do you take a pain pill and not an anti-pain pill?  If your stomach has too much acid you take an antacid. ??? ??? :D
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Capt. Hamp Cox

Quote from: Forty Rod on July 16, 2005, 09:51:53 AM
Flammable, inflammable, nonflammable!

This flim-flam topic only inflames those whe seek to flame someone.

Think I'll go find a recipe for a flambe.

Who's that imposter poster usin' Forty Rod's alias?   Check out the picture.

Forty Rod

Yeah!  Check out the picture.

I'M GORGEOUS!!! 
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Capt. Hamp Cox

Quote from: Forty Rod on July 16, 2005, 01:13:59 PM
Yeah!  Check out the picture.

I'M GORGEOUS!!! 

Rerckon beauty's in the eye of the beholder? ;D ;D

Forty Rod

If you tell me I ain't gorgeous, I'll fix yourr beholders so they won't behold nothin' until the swellin' goes dowm.

I'm very vain about my gorgeousness.

So there!

:-*
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Joyce (AnnieLee)

Now we know why he has such a big hat size.


Has to fit his Ego.

:P

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Capt. Hamp Cox

Quote from: Forty Rod on July 16, 2005, 03:17:04 PM
If you tell me I ain't gorgeous, I'll fix yourr beholders so they won't behold nothin' until the swellin' goes dowm.

I'm very vain about my gorgeousness.

So there!

:-*

I remember back in the late '40s early '50s (19 prefex) a wrestler on black and white TV (unless you had those three bands of blue, red, and green across the screen) named "Gorgeous George". I vaguely remember him saying something like that.  That wasn't/isn't you, was/is it? ???

Forty Rod

Gorgeous George...curly blonde locks, fur robe, feather boa, black and white TV?

Never heard of him.

In 1950 I was 8 years old.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

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