Butchered Sayings

Started by Forty Rod, July 07, 2005, 05:41:00 PM

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Trinity

What is this board coming to?  Men with feather boas named gorgeous and other men who still wear Leizure suites!!!

I thought this place was for cowboys!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Capt. Hamp Cox

Quote from: Forty Rod on July 16, 2005, 05:22:56 PM
Gorgeous George...curly blonde locks, fur robe, feather boa, black and white TV?

Never heard of him.

In 1950 I was 8 years old.

And already gorgeous, no doubt a child prodigy in the realm of gorgeousness.  Bet that was your picture on the Gerber baby food jars.  Me, I was always rather homely, my current state not being a recent phenomenon.  Thank goodness my kids take after their mother more than they do me. :-[

Forty Rod

My daughter was fifth place in an International Gerber contest in 1969.  They used a composite of the top dozen or so.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Trinity

I thought your left eyebrow looked familiar!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

litl rooster

In the late 70's Gorgeous George...was touring with a Razzlin' Bear named Victor....Malls fairs etc.  Yes, he whipped the little rooster's scrony tail. But the little rooster learned a valueable lesson. Keep that 3rd eye open and never let someone or thing 4 times your size get behind you.
Mathew 5.9

Four-Eyed Buck

lR, words to live by........Buck 8) ;)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Forty Rod

Gorgeous George, The Amazing Bat (with his deadly "Bat Grip"), Gentleman John, The Green Gripper (with his Green Grip of Death...to overcome the Bat's grip), names to remember and cherish.  Great athletes, one and all, and not a steroid amoing them ('cept cortizone shots).

I knew Gentleman John.  In his weekday job he was a fifth grade teacher where my Mom taught first grade.  He also owned a Dog 'N' Suds root beer stand.

He retired several years back as President and CEO of a very large hotel chain.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Capt. Hamp Cox

Remember this guy http://www.wrestlingonline.com/cwfmemories/galleries/rm/1/pages/Duke%20Keomuka.htm ?  Seems like we used to call him "Dirty" Duke Keomuka, because he always fought "dirty", using that karate chop and all those other inscrutable techniques. 

litl rooster

Mathew 5.9

Silver Creek Slim

NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Trinity

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Oh, now I KNOW I'm on the wrong website!!!!!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Forty Rod

Yeah, Trinity, you are.  this is the site you need to check before you dress up to go out on Friday night.   ;) :-*
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

litl rooster

  Slim dem were the days Men knew how to dress.....Rowdy Roddy real men wear Kilts


Trinty take a vantage of the fashion lessons ;D ;D ;D
Mathew 5.9

Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: litl rooster on July 19, 2005, 07:10:43 PM
  Slim dem were the days Men knew how to dress.....Rowdy Roddy real men wear Kilts


Trinty take a vantage of the fashion lessons ;D ;D ;D

http://www.rowdyroddypiper.com/

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Trinity

I know verrrrrrrry little about "pro" wrestling, but what I do know is that Roddy Piper is a bad guy.  I learned that Saturday mornings!

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

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