OT? Texas Shooting - but not CAS

[kflach]

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road in Afghanistan,  when they hear a voice call out from behind a sand dune ... "One Texan soldier is better than ten Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes ... Then  silence.

The voice once again calls out ... "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban."

Furious ... The Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune, and instantly a huge gun fight commences.  After 10 minutes of battle ... Again silence.

The Texan voice calls out again ... "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban."

The enraged Taliban commander musters 1,000 fighters, and sends them to  the other side of the dune.  Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought ... Then silence.

Eventually ... One badly wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the  dune, and with his dying words tells his commander ... "Don't send any more men ... it's a trap.  There are two of them."

[Abilene]

Good 'un! 

[Blackpowder Burn]

I heard that one originally as a story about how 2 Texas A&M Corps of Cadets Seniors whipped the entire University of Texas football team.  I kinda like that version better! 

[kflach]

Obviously the A&M version was pure fiction, but I can understand how it would be funny to a man called "Aggie Desperado."

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