YANKEES!

[Matthew Duncan]

The TFS stage is long long overdue.

SASS stage is now late.

Nothing left to do but order a round for the house. 

BAR KEEP!

Break out your best.

[Birdgun Quail]

"YANKEES!"  I do need a drink.  I thought it was something serious when you yelled, "YANKEES!"

[Micheal Fortune]

Well ok but pipe down, this is kind of a self serve bar, but I'll break out the good stuff just for you two Mason Dixon buddies. 

What'll it be boys???

[Delmonico]

I think they drink white winne coolers Mike.  Least that's what the wanted the last time I bought them a drink.

[Matthew Duncan]

Creme Soda

[Delmonico]

Sounds good to me, Barkeep, 3 creme sodas fer me and these two unrepented Rebs.   And don't be bringin' no bumbershoots in them or any of them danged staws or I'll let the take ya to Andersonville.

[Micheal Fortune]

Well I just happen to have a fresh barrel of cream soda right here!

Let me put in the tap, set out some glasses and you gentlemen can have at it.

[Delmonico]

Dang it fellas lets find us a high class place thats got a real soda fountain, creme soda in barrels goes flat.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Pish and posh, Babalouie is the barkeep. You must've missed him because he's so short. I bet he's got the good stuff creme soda.



AnnieLee

[Frank Dalton]

Make sure you keep your pinkies raised while drinking those creme sodas.    Make mine a Root Beer. 

[Birdgun Quail]

  I ain't drinkin' with no damn Yankees!  Well, maybe I will with them's that's says real nice that they is sorry fer what's they done here.   

[Micheal Fortune]

Dang it fellas lets find us a high class place thats got a real soda fountain, creme soda in barrels goes flat.

The way you three drink it ain't go no chance to go flat!  Now which one of your pm'ed me and wanted a cherry on top???,   ain't got no cherries!   

[Delmonico]

Now if'n you guys and gals can't get along then the unrepented rebs on this side, you damnned Yankees on the other side cause ya both was bad and made a big mess that was a pain in the arse for us out here.

Now behave and don't be makin' no mess in Mike's bar.

Now Mike ya'll should have chokecherries up there im Mon-tan-eee, put those in, when the eat them it'll pucker em up so bad they shutup the dern whinin'.

Oh if'n ya don't have a essspresssoo machine, make me a Turkish Coffee.

[Matthew Duncan]

essspresssoo machine?

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Nice to see you're feelin' better, Del! .........Buck

[Delmonico]

Ok, a Turkish Coffee please bar keep, straight up.  Now don't be puttin' no sugar, cardamon, milk, cream or no foo foo syrups in it.    Don't be puttin' no cherries or pearl onions in it, don't be put no twists of no damnned citrus fruits in it.   I just want it black like coffee is meant to be drank.   Fact is set everyone up in the house for one.

Delmonico leans back in his chair with the wall to his back and his thump on the hammer of his Sharps.  "Drink up folks, I don't want no one fallin' asleep here."

[Big John Denny]

Turkish coffee? Only one of them sisified Sharps shooters would drink that gunk when there's good cool creme soda to be had.

[Knuckles McDaniel]

 DANG NAB iT   (yosimite sam attitude)  I was just about to bring out .....THE BLACK FLAG!
sure glad i read this thing  -whoooie

[The Arapaho Kid]

Ummmmmm!  Finally a cup of descent coffee!  My compliments to the chef!