Husband wanted.. lol

Deja vous · August 23, 2010, 01:16:11 PM

Nah, I can hose the tires off.. lol... You know Vets are cheaper than DRS.. lol.. Fortys, yeah, that song was you.. lol Deja

Icebox Bob · August 23, 2010, 10:39:00 PM

A panda, complete with cowboy hat and sixguns, walked into a saloon and ordered a drink.

A few minutes later he asked if he could order a meal. The bartender said, "Sure. We have a great Chinese cook. You want some Chinese food?"

The panda said, "Sounds perfect. I'll take another whisky too."

After a short wait a plate of beef and stir fry vegetables showed up. The panda ate the vegetables and left the beef. The cook came out and got angry with the panda, "What's with you? You no like my cooking?"

The panda pulled out his revolver and shot the cook dead.

As the panda was leaving, the bartender yelled out, "Why did you shoot the cook?"

The panda replied, "Look it up in the dictionary."

When the bartender finally found a dictionary, he looked up 'panda'; "Panda - marsupial from China that eats shoots and leaves".

Deja vous · August 23, 2010, 10:53:31 PM

Shoots and leaves.. let me thing for a minute... lol ... just kidding thats cute. very cute.. lol.

Gypsy Bob · August 23, 2010, 11:17:03 PM

so a panda is like a stew

its a 'more-soup-yall'.......

Forty Rod · August 24, 2010, 10:38:26 AM

Quote from: Deja vous on August 23, 2010, 10:53:31 PM
Shoots and leaves.. let me thing for a minute... lol ... just kidding thats cute. very cute.. lol.

Eats shoots and leaves. I didn't have it until you made me look it up.

Deja vous · August 24, 2010, 03:23:06 PM

Fortys, and they say you can't teach and old dog new tricks.. lol...

Sir Charles deMouton-Black · August 24, 2010, 04:25:23 PM

Didja here about the newly weds that didn't know the difference between putty and Vaseline?

Delmonico · August 24, 2010, 05:26:12 PM

Yeah, the glass fell out of their windows.

Deja vous · August 24, 2010, 05:54:34 PM

Forties... are you toying with me??? I am tapping my foot now.. lol..

Sir Charles deMouton-Black · August 24, 2010, 06:30:43 PM

From Del "Yeah, the glass fell out of their windows. Grin"

Well I guess that's what I get for telling old jokes!

Delmonico · August 24, 2010, 06:45:42 PM

I've got several, but I can't tell them here, in fact I scarred one of the kids here at work for life.

Icebox Bob · August 24, 2010, 07:39:46 PM

Here is one you can tell the kids:

Did you hear about the ghost that got lost on his way to the Halloween party?

He was mist

Deja vous · August 24, 2010, 07:59:36 PM

Cute.. thanks... icebox.. Delmonicos thinks he is the only one who can tell a joke here.. lol.. Truth is he is the best cook here, but the jokes.. hey we all try.. lol..

WaddWatsonEllis · August 24, 2010, 09:32:32 PM

Okay, this cowboy finally sums up all his courage and walks up to this nearly inapproachable girl in a bar...

He sticks out his hand and says, "Hi, Ben Colter here."

She looks up at him through nearly unreadable eyes and says, "Ain't been no colder here than anywhere else..."

Deja vous · August 24, 2010, 09:39:22 PM

lol... Waddys. that cute.. thanks.. Deja.

Forty Rod · August 25, 2010, 10:42:36 AM

Quote from: Deja vous on August 24, 2010, 05:54:34 PM
Forties... are you toying with me??? I am tapping my foot now.. lol..

I think you're like a gun.

You ain't a toy, you're a deadly weapon. Needs careful handling.

Deja vous · August 25, 2010, 10:35:15 PM

Not sure how to take that.. So i will take it with a smile.. lol

Explosive are you saying? Lol.. Nah.. Just have a curious nature.. lol.. lots of insight, and years of experiences at the receiving end.. remember I am the youngest in my family... Or was, lol... until a couple disapeared.. just kidding.. lol..