Husband wanted.. lol

Started by Deja vous, August 04, 2010, 10:13:46 PM

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Green River Powell aka RonC

#60
August 20, 2010, 03:42:02 PM
Quote from: GunClick Rick on August 20, 2010, 01:14:51 PM
I bet if it was a POT factory it would still be runnin,of course they would have eatin all the tomatoes ;D My mom has 80 acres,as soon as they leagalize that stuff i'm gonna be a farmer,i'll be callin ya Wolfy :D
If you run a Pot factory, please make certain that the Teflon coating lasts longer than on the pots I have at home. ;)

Ron
Ron

GunClick Rick

#61
August 20, 2010, 09:25:12 PM
You can drink alchahol but ya cain't have a still ;D There's a reason fer that :)
Bunch a ole scudders!

GunClick Rick

#62
August 20, 2010, 09:28:18 PM
I saw a big doobie on wheels the other day on the freeway,on the side was painted "ON THE ROAD AGAIN" :D There was a huge trai lof smoke behind it and traffic was backed up for miles,but nobody cared :D ;D ;D ;D 8) :P
Bunch a ole scudders!

Deja vous

#63
August 20, 2010, 09:29:36 PM
DAng was I hijacked all the way DOWN to pot.. lol.. And TEFLON.  feeling really cheap now.. lol.l 
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

dangerranger

#64
August 21, 2010, 12:41:57 AM
Quote from: Deja vous on August 20, 2010, 09:29:36 PM
DAng was I hijacked all the way DOWN to pot.. lol.. And TEFLON.  feeling really cheap now.. lol.l 





;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D DR
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

Major 2

#65
August 21, 2010, 06:54:41 AM
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs lying on the beach ?


What do call a mountain climber with no arms or no legs ?
when planets align...do the deal !

Delmonico

#66
August 21, 2010, 10:33:26 AM
I have a joke about the subject, but if I post it here I'll be banned, for life. 

The one kid at work still cringes when ever I say something about "The Joke." :o :o :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

dangerranger

#67
August 21, 2010, 07:54:30 PM
Sandy and Cliff?
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

Major 2

#68
August 22, 2010, 06:48:38 PM
we have a winner  :)
when planets align...do the deal !

Deja vous

#69
August 22, 2010, 08:41:56 PM
okay guys those jokes are really sick.. and so am I cuz I keep laughing at them. lol 
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

WaddWatsonEllis

#70
August 23, 2010, 01:38:21 AM
Okay, Didja hear of the magician who was walking down the street and turned into a restaurant?


Woka .... Woka ...Woka ....
My moniker is my great grandfather's name. He served with the 2nd Florida Mounted Regiment in the Civil War. Afterward, he came home, packed his wife into a wagon, and was one of the first NorteAmericanos on the Frio River southwest of San Antonio ..... Kinda where present day Dilley is ...

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." John Wayne
NCOWS #3403

Wolfgang

#71
August 23, 2010, 02:25:17 AM
Sick . . . . the Magician said to the man, . . . . .
























.. . . . " who was that lady I sawed you with last night"   ::)
Beware the man with one gun, he probably knows how to use it.

WaddWatsonEllis

#72
August 23, 2010, 09:37:55 AM
Wolfgang,

Believe it or not, I have never heard that one!  I guess I will have to add it to the repetoire ... *S*
My moniker is my great grandfather's name. He served with the 2nd Florida Mounted Regiment in the Civil War. Afterward, he came home, packed his wife into a wagon, and was one of the first NorteAmericanos on the Frio River southwest of San Antonio ..... Kinda where present day Dilley is ...

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." John Wayne
NCOWS #3403

Gypsy Bob

#73
August 23, 2010, 10:02:12 AM
You guys outta be on stage, ......... theres one leavin at 2...LOL
3-7-77

Deja vous

#74
August 23, 2010, 10:21:16 AM
Can it leave earlier?  lol...  Funny guys, very funny..   ;D
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

Forty Rod

#75
August 23, 2010, 10:22:46 AM
There's a bus leaving at 3.  Be under it.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Deja vous

#76
August 23, 2010, 10:33:32 AM
 ;D  funny too funny...  Fortys you are the best!!! 
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

Delmonico

#77
August 23, 2010, 10:59:55 AM
Quote from: Deja vous on August 23, 2010, 10:33:32 AM
;D  funny too funny...  Fortys you are the best!!! 

Yeah, you think that now, but wait till you catch him on a bad day. :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Forty Rod

#78
August 23, 2010, 12:33:50 PM
Interesting thought.

Most people don't want to catch me at all since the reward was lifted.

I doubt Deja could afford the vet bills.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#79
August 23, 2010, 12:38:41 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on August 23, 2010, 12:33:50 PM
Interesting thought.

Most people don't want to catch me at all since the reward was lifted.

I doubt Deja could afford the vet bills.

Yep yer right, most likely would get upset when you peed on her tires also. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.
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