Husband wanted.. lol

[Deja vous]

Husband Wanted : ROTFL Joke : You will Die Laughing

A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

"HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON."

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!"

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said,

"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

[GunClick Rick]

That was a really good joke........................When i was 15

[Deja vous]

YOU WERE 15 ONCE??  LOL..   hey.. how is the collection going??  It has been a long time since you updated any changes..  And it is so cool to have you back on SASS!!!  Yipee..   BH never says a thing, but suddenly you are there, he is a gem.. oll

[GunClick Rick]

Ole Black Harris had to put up with my rude behavoiur at one time.I was mostly stirrin the pot,but he didn't have to and then he didn't Crow meat ain't to bad after all,i like it for a snack now and then.. You'll know if i ever meet him,i'll be the one with pepper holes in the rear of my britches

[Deja vous]

Hey, Crow meat BBQ'd is great.. lol..     In SC I had a really cool friend, she was a GRITS (Girls raised in the south),  She told me the northern people don't candy coat stuff.  so if you have to tell someone what you think. you must finish the sentence with "bless your little heart" .lol.. That way it isn't so offensive.. lol   I just cracked up she was so funny.

[Curley Cole]

Well aren't you the naughty one tonite.......


curley

[Deja vous]

Well, we ALL have our nights, huh?/ lol.. i just thoght the joke was funny.. lol 

[Deja vous]

Okay.. so what is so bad about this joke?  Reading it again i guess maybe the handicap thing? 

[Curley Cole]

just havin fun with y Miz Vouz..You didn't think I was bein serious did ya>


curley

[Deja vous]

Curleys.. serious.. lol.. ah nope.. lol.  Okay, I admit I had to read it again.. sometime I do miss stuff, so I thought mabye I had a crazy miniute where my little boney fingers posted something to far out there.. lol...  But I saw nothing.. I have been known to do that before..lol.. 

[Harley Starr]

 

[dangerranger]

Hey Miss Deja, you know what they call a guy with no arms or legs that lays on your porch?

[Major 2]

The joke was funny....not ROTFLMAO but up there 


OH ! and Black Harris ....Bless his little pea pick'n' heart

[Deja vous]

Majortwos... lol...  BH is pretty cool..lol 

DRs.. I have not idea? 

[Forty Rod]

One of my friends, a confirmed and certified bachelor, was looking over my shoulder when I fond this post.  He read the title and I heard a gagging sound.  When I turned around he was gone.  He didn't go home last night, either.

I think he figured you were man-hunting and he's on the run.

His dog is living with me for the time being.

[dangerranger]

Hey Miss Deja, you know what they call a guy with no arms or legs that lays on your porch?

Matt!


Hey Miss Deja, what do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in your pool ?

[Forty Rod]

One of my friends, a confirmed and certified bachelor, was looking over my shoulder when I fond this post.  He read the title and I heard a gagging sound.  When I turned around he was gone.  He didn't go home last night, either.

I think he figured you were man-hunting and he's on the run.

His dog is living with me for the time being.

Found him.  He paid a coyote to get him into Mexico illegally.  Claimed he heard there were jobs down there that Mexicans wouldn't do.

[Deja vous]

Lol... That is funny...   Some people think I am crazy, huh?  They are really afraid of me.. you know I work very hard at that cuz it works for me pretty well.. lol..   Married guys are the very best and their wives cuz i get to have a great time shooting with two people.  Now, the dog, I might be interested in.. lol.

[Icebox Bob]

Matt!


Hey Miss Deja, what do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in your pool ?

Hey!!      I resemble that remark....

[dangerranger]

GO BOB!


Hey Mizz Deja! this time we got two guys with no arms or legs, one laying in a hole and another beside it what are there names?