Husband wanted.. lol

Started by Deja vous, August 04, 2010, 10:13:46 PM

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Deja vous

#20
August 06, 2010, 10:21:55 AM
Okay.. someone tell me... is the answer stupid?  lol...   
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

dangerranger

#21
August 06, 2010, 12:13:35 PM
Quote from: dangerranger on August 06, 2010, 02:13:48 AM


Hey Mizz Deja! this time we got two guys with no arms or legs, one laying in a hole and another beside it what are there names?


Doug, and Phil !
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

dangerranger

#22
August 06, 2010, 12:17:43 PM
hey, Miz Deja,
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs that hangs on a wall?
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

Deja vous

#23
August 06, 2010, 09:01:54 PM
Okay. come one tell me who are these guys that do all this strange stuff with no arms or legs? 
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

dangerranger

#24
August 06, 2010, 09:33:20 PM
Quote from: dangerranger on August 06, 2010, 12:17:43 PM
hey, Miz Deja,
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs that hangs on a wall?

Art !
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

dangerranger

#25
August 06, 2010, 09:36:19 PM
Hey Miz Deja, what do you call a dog with no legs?







Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

dangerranger

#26
August 06, 2010, 09:39:09 PM
Doesnt matter, he wont come to you anyway!


;D DR
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

dangerranger

#27
August 06, 2010, 09:41:46 PM
 Hey Miz Deja,

what do you call a guy with no arms and legs that shows up around the end of every month wanting to be paid?
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

dangerranger

#28
August 06, 2010, 09:42:31 PM
 Bill!
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

dangerranger

#29
August 06, 2010, 09:44:34 PM
Hey Miz Deja,

what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

Modoc

#30
August 06, 2010, 10:06:15 PM
I-Lean! :D
Modoc

"He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Fastest"
SUDDS, SCORRS, Retired Warthog, Sometime Gunfighter, and Soot Deliante

Deja vous

#31
August 06, 2010, 10:20:04 PM
Oh. gosh,.. this is a funny series.. you guys are so funny tonight.. lol. Thanks so much. ART.. lol  Okay even I got that one..
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

dangerranger

#32
August 06, 2010, 10:38:13 PM
So what would you call an Asian Woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

Deja vous

#33
August 06, 2010, 10:42:18 PM
DR.. I don't know..  all I know is they have nice skin, dive for pearls.. and have pretty hair.. lol
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

dangerranger

#34
August 06, 2010, 10:45:39 PM
Irene !
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

Deja vous

#35
August 06, 2010, 10:53:54 PM
So not fair that Irene one has it all.. lol.  But heck who cares I am having fun,..so she can have the rest.. oll 
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

dangerranger

#36
August 07, 2010, 12:57:43 AM
Ok so thats all the cripple jokes I know, how about you tell one! DR
Life is a rush into the unknown, You can duck down real low and hope nothing hits you, Or stand up tall, show it your teeth,and say "Dish it up Baby and dont get stingy with the Peppers!!!"

Forty Rod

#37
August 07, 2010, 10:21:12 AM
Quote from: dangerranger on August 06, 2010, 09:36:19 PM
Hey Miz Deja, what do you call a dog with no legs?

I had a dog with no legs.  We named him Cigarette.

I'd take him out for a drag several times a day.








People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Deja vous

#38
August 07, 2010, 08:39:06 PM
Now the dog one is just SICK.. lol...  i was going for LUCKY... myself.. 
Even lightening strikes twice at times,  Deja Vous

Icebox Bob

#39
August 08, 2010, 12:45:03 AM
Quote from: dangerranger on August 06, 2010, 09:33:20 PM
Art !

And what do you call his arms and legs that are lying on the floor?

Well.... see, if you take your time, you get a more harmonious outcome.
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