The "Card Game"

Started by Major E A Sterner, February 11, 2010, 09:59:36 PM

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DeaconKC

In keepin' with the spirit of poetry:

What I want's
a girl so big and fat,
that when ya go to hug her,
you don't know where you're at!

So you take a piece of chalk
in your hand, and make a mark
where you began.

One day, I was huggin'
and a chalkin',
and beggin; her to be my bride....

I met a feller with a piece of chalk
in his hand,
oh no, he was comin' round the other side!
SASS DeaconKC
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DeaconKC

Happy New Year! New pot, ante up boys. I toss in a bunch of empty .45 Colt brass.
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"Either way, you get your dog back"

dwight55

I started to say I'd throw in an armload of firewood, . . . case anybody was cold, . . . but have to renigg on that, . . . it's below zero here again.

Just soon as I get the stove cleaned out, . . . I'll put in a bucket of ashes, . . . y'all can keep the bucket too.

May God bless,
Dwight
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Silver Creek Slim

Slim throws in a bucket of creosote from the stovepipe.
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DeaconKC

Pokes the creosote with a worn to the nub #2 pencil with no eraser.
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"Either way, you get your dog back"

DeaconKC

New pot Boys! I'm tossin' an old Smith and Wesson cleaning rod in!
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The Trinity Kid

I'll toss in an uncomfortable bus chair.  Like new, only been sat in for 10 hours!

--TK
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   I was told recently that I'm "livelier than a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest."    Is that an insult or a compliment?

Modoc

Trinity,

I'll see your bus chair and toss in a pair of crutches.
Modoc

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Major E A Sterner

FOLD I don't want any crutches
Respectfully,Major E.A. Sterner
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R.A.T.S.#125
"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper

Modoc

Neither do I ;D

But it beats a walker (not a pistol)

Modoc

"He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Fastest"
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DeaconKC

I'll toss in an old cap gun!
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The Deacon AZSA
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RATS 739
STORM 448
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Veterinary & Taxidermy Clinic
"Either way, you get your dog back"

Modoc

And a roll of used caps ;D
Modoc

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Dan Gerous

Dan Gerous throws in a pair of imaginary antlers from the buck that got away. Trust me, they were HUGE!
All growed up and still playin' Cowboy!

Major E A Sterner

Time for a new deal,everyone ante up...(Majer throws in a bushel of oak leaves)
Respectfully,Major E.A. Sterner
G.A.F #118
R.A.T.S.#125
"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper

Russ T Chambers

I'll match that with a couple garbage bags of pine needles!
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DeaconKC

I'll throw in a couple of cups of stale coffee.   :-X
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RATS 739
STORM 448
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Veterinary & Taxidermy Clinic
"Either way, you get your dog back"

Good Troy

Good Troy puts in a sack full of bite-sized skiddles,  and a dozen spent 45-70 cartridges with split case mouths.
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PJ Hardtack

Man, you guys must really be bored .... ;>) 

I just got back from hunting. Got snowed on briefly before the sun came out. Didn't find anything other than fresh sign, but it sure beats cabin fever.
A walk in the woods with a Sharps carbine beats ANY card hand, any day of the week.
"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do these things to others and I require the same from them."  John Wayne

DeaconKC

You got that right! Okay, i will put on a fresh pot of GOOD coffee!
SASS DeaconKC
The Deacon AZSA
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RATS 739
STORM 448
Driver for Howard, Fine & Howard
Veterinary & Taxidermy Clinic
"Either way, you get your dog back"

Delmonico

Quote from: PJ Hardtack on November 02, 2015, 05:49:02 PM
Man, you guys must really be bored .... ;>) 

I just got back from hunting. Got snowed on briefly before the sun came out. Didn't find anything other than fresh sign, but it sure beats cabin fever.
A walk in the woods with a Sharps carbine beats ANY card hand, any day of the week.

Delmonico wanders in, sees the above post, laughs and decides to come back later.    ::)
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