The "Card Game"

Started by Major E A Sterner, February 11, 2010, 09:59:36 PM

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Marshal harpoluke

#120
February 26, 2011, 01:55:54 PM
 :o


Supream Court Revoks Ordnince saying discrimanation 'Gens't Sheep not allowed. ;)

Da Sheep gives Major Sterner Big Kiss. :o


:P


;D


8)
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LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
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GoofBall #12

Major E A Sterner

#121
February 26, 2011, 02:01:26 PM
Majer smacks the sheep down with the butt of his shotgun then puts both barrels of rock salt into tha pasture maggots rump. The supreme court has no say over the internet towns and therefore can't make such a rule.
The ordinance stands
Respectfully,Major E.A. Sterner
G.A.F #118
R.A.T.S.#125
"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper

Leo Tanner

#122
February 26, 2011, 02:12:07 PM
Known fact there ain't no law in innernet towns.  That's why I come here.
Leo shoots out a lantern without a care in the world.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Marshal harpoluke

#123
February 26, 2011, 07:40:01 PM
 ;D


Major forgets the gas, N it goes, BOOM!


Marshall Shoots Major in the Privetes with Da 10ga loaded with Rock Salt.

"Thats what Y'h get for Cruelty to animals.  Spits in Majors face.


Da Sheep Void on Major. ;D


:o


:P


8)
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Major E A Sterner

#124
February 26, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
marshal harpoluke wakes up to find it it was all a dream except for the fact that he has wet himself again while sleeping and that he smells strangely like lanolin
Respectfully,Major E.A. Sterner
G.A.F #118
R.A.T.S.#125
"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper

Icebox Bob

#125
February 26, 2011, 08:53:22 PM
Icebox - who climbed up into the church steeple 32 posts ago - looks down into the street and wonders whether the bats up here in the belfry are less batty than all those people chasing the sheep ? ? ? ?  :-\
Well.... see, if you take your time, you get a more harmonious outcome.

wildman1

#126
February 26, 2011, 09:11:48 PM
Wildman has been viewing all this mayhem from the shadows hollers "Hey Delmonico, NEWGUY!!" ;D ;D WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Marshal harpoluke

#127
February 27, 2011, 05:12:04 PM
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on February 26, 2011, 08:15:43 PM
marshal harpoluke wakes up to find it it was all a dream except for the fact that he has wet himself again while sleeping and that he smells strangely like lanolin

;D

Major wakes Up from Sheep-Dip induced sleep.

Marshall muses, "Ifi'n Ah there sleep har, then Why is there lipstick on Yer Face? :o

Why is You pants soiled, n inprinted with Sheep hoofprints? :P

N' Yeh reak of Sheep-Dip? :o

Nipp'in on the Bottle? :P

Allway picking on Mzah Poor Pet Sheep.

Now We has to Rebuild the Saloon (aways capitalize Saloon).


Come to think of it it's,


Slims Fault! :o


:P


;D
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Major E A Sterner

#128
February 27, 2011, 05:30:15 PM
sorry marshal, I already played the dream card you'll have to come up with an idea of your own
Respectfully,Major E.A. Sterner
G.A.F #118
R.A.T.S.#125
"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper

Leo Tanner

#129
February 27, 2011, 06:07:33 PM
Leo wakes up from his own dream wherein the Double Mint Twins was hangin on his shoulder as he gazed at a royal flush.  Woke up to you all an a pair of twos. 
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Marshal harpoluke

#130
February 27, 2011, 06:12:21 PM
 ;D

Naw Major, Yeh is NightMare! :o


Ghost Rat is Comming for Yeh! :o


:P


;D


8)
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

wildman1

#131
February 27, 2011, 07:15:44 PM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on February 27, 2011, 06:07:33 PM
Leo wakes up from his own dream wherein the Double Mint Twins was hangin on his shoulder as he gazed at a royal flush.  Woke up to you all an a pair of twos. 
That earned my confuser some decaf, now I gotta clean it up. ;D ;D WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Marshal harpoluke

#132
March 12, 2011, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on February 27, 2011, 05:30:15 PM
sorry marshal, I already played the dream card you'll have to come up with an idea of your own

;D Sauce for the Gander. 8)


SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Modoc

#133
March 12, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
Modoc was going to see Leo's Double Mint Twins and raise him Kathy Ireland, but instead puts down a phonograph record of the Ringling 5http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3

Modoc

"He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Fastest"
SUDDS, SCORRS, Retired Warthog, Sometime Gunfighter, and Soot Deliante

wildman1

#134
March 12, 2011, 10:05:12 PM
Quote from: Modoc on March 12, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
Modoc was going to see Leo's Double Mint Twins and raise him Kathy Ireland, but instead puts down a phonograph record of the Ringling 5http://www.ringling5.com/CDs/NorgStud/Norwegian%20Studs%20of%20Rhythm.mp3


Wildman says see that raise ya one Cosie(Delmonico).  :) WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

wildman1

#135
March 12, 2011, 10:06:40 PM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 12, 2011, 10:05:12 PM
Wildman says see that raise ya one Cosie(Delmonico).  :) WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Leo Tanner

#136
March 12, 2011, 11:00:03 PM
Time change, I'll raise ya an hour a  sleep. 
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

wildman1

#137
March 13, 2011, 07:43:39 AM
I don't believe we have one of those here.  ;D ;D WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Leo Tanner

#138
March 13, 2011, 07:46:21 AM
Quote from: wildman1 on March 13, 2011, 07:43:39 AM
I don't believe we have one of those here.  ;D ;D WM

That's true, my Dad don't have one in Sedona.  That means ya got the hour ta spare.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Marshal harpoluke

#139
March 13, 2011, 07:40:17 PM
 ;D


See Ya one Tensleep, raise Ya one empty bottle of Sheep-Dip.
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12
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