The "Card Game"

[Leo Tanner]

I'll take the mud bugs any time with some garlic an butter.  But you aint gettin ma post cards. 

[Delmonico]

Well you ain't gettin' no "Post Cards from Nebraska:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Welsch

Yes I know him.

[Leo Tanner]

So are ya throwin the guy inta the pot?  I especially liked "Weed 'em and Reap". 

[Delmonico]

So are ya throwin the guy inta the pot?  I especially liked "Weed 'em and Reap". 

No he's a state treasure, you'd win him and take him out there and ruin him, most likely he'd wither and die.

Delmonico tosses in a copy of one of the Great Ones books:

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim throws in a copy of a book by a WI native son and former classmate.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses in a cook book from out Leo's way:

[Texas Lawdog]

Del, I didn't realize he was that old. I got purty close to Dannabrog last summer after Pitspitr's Muster.

[Leo Tanner]

Was it just me er was the Donner Party Cookbook in bad taste? 

[Delmonico]

Was it just me er was the Donner Party Cookbook in bad taste? 

And your point being?

I didn't write it, I just knew it existed and Googled it.

[Icebox Bob]

And in the best of bad taste - I'll raise you a dinner for two at the:

ROADKILL CAFE

Late Night Delight Served Fresh Each Night After Dark

-ENTREES-                         
Center Line Bovine      4.95                 
The Chicken               3.95                       
Flat Cat                      2.95
Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95

Taste of The Wild Side - "Still in The Hide"
Awesome Possum        1.95
Rack of Raccoon          3.95
Chunk of Skunk           1.95
Road Toad                   1.65                         
Snake 'N' Bake Snake    2.25           
Swirl of Squirrel            1.55                   
Rigor Mortis Tortoise     6.75   
Smear of Deer             4.95
Smidgen Pigeon           1.95   
Cheap Sheep                 .43

You'll Eat Like A Hog, When You Taste OUR DOG
Cocker Cutlets              3.95
Slab of Lab                  2.95
Snippet of Whippet       4.50
Collie Hit By A Trolley   3.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie             1.95
Shar-Pei Fillet               5.95
German Shepherd Pie    3.95
Round of Hound            4.25

A Daily Special Treat.
GUESS THAT MESS!
-All You Can Eat-
If You Can Guess What It Is.....
...You Eat It For, FREE!   

[Leo Tanner]

See there Del, Bob here gets a pun when he sees it.

[Icebox Bob]

Time to raise the bar - tomorrow is New Years's Eve 

Guinness or Scotch??      Decisions, decisions......

Wait a minute - Guinness with supper and Laphroaig for midnight dessert.

Yup - thats it.   

[Leo Tanner]

I'll see your Guinness and raise you a Bass.  Bushmill's for the hard stuff.

[Delmonico]

See there Del, Bob here gets a pun when he sees it.

And I didn't, you need to understand dry sar-caz-um. 

Geez don't make me come out there, if I do I might need a copy of that book this time a the year.

[Leo Tanner]

And I didn't, you need to understand dry sar-caz-um. 

Geez don't make me come out there, if I do I might need a copy of that book this time a the year.

And since when have you known me not ta get dry sar-caz-um.  I live by it.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

See that Dell is back N running the Road-Kill Cafe'.


Don't see that horse that was tied up a while ago.

[Delmonico]

See that Dell is back N running the Road-Kill Cafe'.


Don't see that horse that was tied up a while ago.

Delmonico is headin' for the Saloon, see's a sheep tied up in front and heads to the general store.

[wildman1]

Wildman, whats got a ingraved invitation to this card game, stumbles in and heads straight for the spitoon and takes a drink, cause he's been through the desert on the horse with no name.  He then looks up, spits, and says I smell sheep.

[Modoc]

I see the range maggot and will raise you a burro.

Dell, bring back some cheese and soda crackers

[wildman1]

Ah see the burro and raise one hoss wit no name.