The "Card Game"

[Delmonico]

Some guy with a "I ♡ Walmart" bumper sticker comes in and steal the wipes.

[Major E A Sterner]

Walmart lover gets knee capped and the wipes go back on the table.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in again and pharts loud enough to cover the cough.

[Major E A Sterner]

 

[The Trinity Kid]

The kid tosses in a bag of stroopwaffles.

--TK

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses in some Gouda cheese to go with the stroopwaffles and tosses in a knife to cut the cheese.

[The Trinity Kid]

The kid shuffles some new cards and starts the pot off with a disc golf frisbee thing and a bottle of pain pills from throwing his shoulder out.

—TK

[DeaconKC]

Brings in a dozen day old donuts

[Major E A Sterner]

Major throws in some sugar free lime jello...a 4 pack.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim throws in a can of canned crab meat.

[Major E A Sterner]

Major comes in, immediately opens all the windows to air the place out from the caustic odor permeating the room. Empties a can of Fabreeze to help.

[DeaconKC]

Deacon comes in and puts on a pot of coffee.

[Russ T Chambers]

You two want to come over and cut the cards to see who deals?

[Major E A Sterner]

You go ahead and deal, Just none off the bottom of the deck 

[DeaconKC]

Go Fish!

[Russ T Chambers]

You go ahead and deal, Just none off the bottom of the deck 

I've never dealt off the bottom!  I was only taught how to deal seconds.

[Coffinmaker]

Coffinmaker opens with a Tuna/Noodle Casserole from MREs 

[Major 2]

Major opens the windows 

[Russ T Chambers]

Russ see's the concoction and quickly raises several bottles of Maalox!

[Major E A Sterner]

Major throws in a box of chewable Pepto bismol