The "Card Game"

[Major E A Sterner]

Del,Get back here, we need a grouchy Ol coosey to cook for us... 

[Delmonico]

Del,Get back here, we need a grouchy Ol coosey to cook for us... 

No, I'm not here cause I'm havin' fun elsewhere.   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in, doesn't see any hanging fresh meat and so he sends Bob Ballard to find some of that Spam lost in the North Atlantic.   

[Russ T Chambers]

Del, You can call Bob back!  I think I've got all that lost Spam in my email in-box.  Do you want it tossed in the pot?

[Delmonico]

May as well, don't look like we're gonna get no fresh meat.   

[Russ T Chambers]

Got enough here to cover both me and Del.  Eeewww, the thought of being covered in spam!

[Major E A Sterner]

Russ, which would you rather do? be covered with spam or play strip poker with whoopie goldberg,barbara walters and hillery clinton?

Majer throws 100 gallons of eye& mind bleach into the pot.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes and pukes in the pot.

[Russ T Chambers]

Major, I think that would qualify as a good argument for assisted life termination!  Anyone have Dr. Jack Kevorkian's phone number?  Oops, he's not taking calls anymore!  Guess I'll have to toss in a bushel of Prozac and hope it takes effect before the other game starts!

[pony express]

Majer, 100 gallons isn't enough. I'll see your 100 gallons and raise you another 100. and 10 bars of lye soap.

[DeaconKC]

That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench!  Throws the whole pot out the back door and sees even the coyotes won't touch it! New pot goes in with some good chili in it!

[Major E A Sterner]

That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench!  Throws the whole pot out the back door

That's not a string bikini. it's fat lines,I was going to use it for a target, but the bullets kept veering off of course,I tried to burn it but the flame kept running away,I finally put it in the reloading shed to keep the mice away...only thing that's worked

[Delmonico]

They have a copy of that in every ER, go take the blue pill and go in after 4 hours and they'll drag it out.  A friend who is an ER nurse told me that.

[Delmonico]

That's the scariest thing I have heard since finding out the Major ha a picture of Rosie Odonell in a string bikini above his reloading bench!  Throws the whole pot out the back door and sees even the coyotes won't touch it! New pot goes in with some good chili in it!

With or with out, please tell me without and that you use real meat.

[pony express]

Yeah, that old pot was pretty well ruined-not sure if even the 200 gallons of bleach and the lye soap would save it.

I'll throw in some corn chips to go with the chili (likes corn chips better than crackers with chili-either with or without)

[Delmonico]

If the spoon won't stand it ain't done.   You can scoop it up with the chips. 


Delmonico tosses in a pint of his chili powder.

[Good Troy]

I'll throw in a can of Beano, and a VCR tape of "Blazing Saddles".

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses in an Edo period Japanese painting.

[Russ T Chambers]

As Del has made this pot an Arts collection, I'll make it literature too and toss in a copy of Robert Heinlein's Beyond This Horizon. Remember:

"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses some gas masks into the pot.