The "Card Game"

[Delmonico]

Well since this seems to be such a nice clean game, then what can I ante but this:



(Leo told me what that fancy French name means, but I don't remember, perhaps off to Babelfish.)

[Deja vous]

Today at the river there was this dead fish that washed up on the shore, and I snagged him for you all.. I ante my dead fish,, ah part of the head is eaten off, but looks okay other than that.. lol.l

[Delmonico]

What Day Gee Vooo don't realize is her dead fish is pregnat and it soon gives birth:

[Deja vous]

Snort.. lol.l..  Okay...  it gives Birth ot DEAD fish?  lol...  okay, got a recipe for that one Monicos.. lol

[W. Cyrus Tolman]

... Cyrus has returned from the wake for Soapy Smith...

[Angel_Eyes]

I'll see your wake and raise a bow-wave!

AE

(Sea what I did there,,,,huk, huk, huk,)

[Deja vous]

Angels I like that.. lol.. okay I see your bow=wave and I raise you a ship wreck.. hows that? 

[Delmonico]

I'll call with a train wreck:

[Deja vous]

Darn... you have a train wreck and a bunch of kettles and I have nothing.. hmmm okay, I toss in my neighbors truck.. He won't miss it until the morning..

[Delmonico]

Darn... you have a train wreck and a bunch of kettles and I have nothing.. hmmm okay, I toss in my neighbors truck.. He won't miss it until the morning..

[Gypsy Bob]

can I jump in here and bid my neighbors (I'll keep thier truck)......

[Delmonico]

can I jump in here and bid my neighbors (I'll keep thier truck)......

This nabors named Jim?

[Deja vous]

today, I am upping the anti...  It is hard to beat Gomer.. but .. here it is.. our mainframe went down last nigh, power outage,  at the bank and it has not been restored yet, so my job stinks today...  Little to do since my programs are sealed to stop hackers. So I am tossing in the mainframe, my job and my telehone.. lol...  As well as my email box cuz folks that I work with have that on their speed=-mail I swear.. lol..  Its all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just try to beat that one.. lol

[Delmonico]

today, I am upping the anti...  It is hard to beat Gomer.. but .. here it is.. our mainframe went down last nigh, power outage,  at the bank and it has not been restored yet, so my job stinks today...  Little to do since my programs are sealed to stop hackers. So I am tossing in the mainframe, my job and my telehone.. lol...  As well as my email box cuz folks that I work with have that on their speed=-mail I swear.. lol..  Its all yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Just try to beat that one.. lol

You need to update the system beyond this:

[Deja vous]

Delmonicos.. how did you know?  You must work there too?  Our hardware is so old, oh my gosh.. lol..  I finally got a new old chair cuz my old one would scoot down randomly.. lol..  We are so consevative it hurts.. lol.. But man we have security like I have never seen in my life.. And that is a good thing.. after all it is all about our clients, not my hinny in a chair.. lol   so, now I toss in my old chair.. lol 

[Delmonico]

Delmonicos.. how did you know?  You must work there too? 

I'm the all seeing, all knowing cosie.

[Modoc]

Deja, I bet that all of the coding was done in DOS and Fortran

Don't feel alone, at my work, we are finally getting an accounting program that is not DOS based.

Oh, and I am going to up the Ante with a couple of barn cats

[Deja vous]

Barn cats?? lol..  when I was a child my step brother started a fire with gas and junk and was daring people to walk thru it to be as tough as he was... lol..   His turn came. and he had managed to splash gas on his jeans.. I toss in his brainpan.. lol   At age 15.. lol

[Major E A Sterner]

I'll raise some empty red wheat bags that I found in Wisconsin, They had empty velveeta boxes in them 

[Silver Creek Slim]

I'll raise some empty red wheat bags that I found in Wisconsin, They had empty velveeta boxes in them 

Where would ya find those?