The "Card Game"

Started by Major E A Sterner, February 11, 2010, 09:59:36 PM

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Leo Tanner

#100
February 21, 2011, 11:18:27 PM
Leo throws in an ex wife that is known by many names.  God help whoever wins this hand.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

wildman1

#101
February 21, 2011, 11:40:42 PM
Widman folds and heads back to the spitoon. ::) ;D
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Delmonico

#102
February 22, 2011, 12:14:23 AM
Delmonico comes from the general store with rose water, lilac water, and boiling water, plus a bar of lye soap and a jug of carbolic acid to clean and deodorize the saloon.  He had thought about burning it down and starting over, but the last time someone burned it down Cammie got mad. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

wildman1

#103
February 22, 2011, 05:05:46 AM
Wildman, standin off in the corner, wonders if thats because of the exwife or the Sheepherder. :-\ :-\ ;D
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Modoc

#104
February 22, 2011, 08:08:34 AM
Now Del, I don't smell that bad. These clothes were new last month and I had a bath a couple a weeks ago. :D
I see your toilet water and raise you a broom and shotgun loaded. With rock salt.
Modoc

"He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Fastest"
SUDDS, SCORRS, Retired Warthog, Sometime Gunfighter, and Soot Deliante

Delmonico

#105
February 22, 2011, 09:34:06 AM
Quote from: Modoc on February 22, 2011, 08:08:34 AM
Now Del, I don't smell that bad. These clothes were new last month and I had a bath a couple a weeks ago. :D
I see your toilet water and raise you a broom and shotgun loaded. With rock salt.

Delmonico is shocked to find out Modoc is also a sheep herder. :o :P ;)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#106
February 22, 2011, 09:52:42 AM
Quote from: wildman1 on February 21, 2011, 11:40:42 PM
Widman folds and heads back to the spitoon. ::) ;D

Smart man.  I folded too.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Marshal harpoluke

#107
February 22, 2011, 05:23:17 PM
 ;D


Da Sheep passes Gas, wind blows it into Saloon, hope no one is smoking. :o

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NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Leo Tanner

#108
February 22, 2011, 05:26:11 PM
I was until you set off the methane.  You owe me a cigarette.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#109
February 22, 2011, 05:44:28 PM
Delmonico walks into the Saloon, sniffs and says, "I smell gass, who's pilot light went out?" ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

wildman1

#110
February 22, 2011, 06:36:51 PM
Wildman thinks shotguns loaded wit salt, sheep, methane gas and cleaning supplies, I'se headed back to the hills and I'm gonna be even WILDER when I return. :P ::) ;D
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Modoc

#111
February 22, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on February 22, 2011, 09:34:06 AM
Delmonico is shocked to find out Modoc is also a sheep herder. :o :P ;)

No follower of range maggots, just an itinerant rang detective ;).  The broom was to clear the sheep offen tha porch.
Wilder, watch out, the Modoc injuns is stirred up again. Someone went and referee to them as Pah-utes.

Dell, I'll raise ya a good ceegar a and 3 fingers neat oncet we clean up :D
Modoc

"He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Fastest"
SUDDS, SCORRS, Retired Warthog, Sometime Gunfighter, and Soot Deliante

Delmonico

#112
February 22, 2011, 06:51:31 PM
Delmonico heads out the door with his flowerdy silk bandanna over his nose, "Let me know when you get it cleaned up." :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

wildman1

#113
February 22, 2011, 07:58:32 PM
Quote from: Modoc on February 22, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
No follower of range maggots, just an itinerant rang detective ;).  The broom was to clear the sheep offen tha porch.
Wilder, watch out, the Modoc injuns is stirred up again. Someone went and referee to them as Pah-utes.

Dell, I'll raise ya a good ceegar a and 3 fingers neat oncet we clean up :D
Long as ya don't call em "Shoshone", they ain't related ta me. WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

wildman1

#114
February 22, 2011, 08:01:28 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on February 22, 2011, 06:51:31 PM
Delmonico heads out the door with his flowerdy silk bananna over his nose, "Let me know when you get it cleaned up." :P
::) ;D
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.

Delmonico

#115
February 23, 2011, 01:37:49 AM
As Delmonico heads out the door he tries hard to keep from fallin, "dang sheep poop, it's like ball bearings." ::)

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Marshal harpoluke

#116
February 23, 2011, 02:17:30 PM
 ;D
SASS 60019L
NRA Life
CASS
Muckraker
Straight Shooter
Army Veteran
GOFWG#269
LASOOS#35s,
Lookout fur da sheep, packs a 10ga.,
Ya loot, Ah Shoot,
Lord of the Dark Soot,
Prayer Posse,
GoofBall #12

Major E A Sterner

#117
February 23, 2011, 04:21:21 PM
Majer walks in with a bundle of new Town ordinances that state

NO SHEEP ALLOWED WITHIN TOWN LIMITS
SHOOTING THIS SIGN PUNISHABLE BY 30 DAYS IN JAIL AND sheep dip soup to eat
Respectfully,Major E.A. Sterner
G.A.F #118
R.A.T.S.#125
"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper

Delmonico

#118
February 23, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
Delmonico looks at the sign and wants to know why the heck any one would want a dip on their chip that tastes like sheep. :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

wildman1

#119
February 25, 2011, 09:23:12 PM
Quote from: Major E A Sterner on February 23, 2011, 04:21:21 PM
Majer walks in with a bundle of new Town ordinances that state

NO SHEEP ALLOWED WITHIN TOWN LIMITS
SHOOTING THIS SIGN PUNISHABLE BY 30 DAYS IN JAIL AND sheep dip soup to eat
Wildman stumbles back into town from the hills, looks at the sign, and mumbles, Del sure is gonna have a lot of spare time on his hands not having to cleanup after all those sheep. Guess I better be careful. ;D WM
WARTHOG, Dirty Rat #600, BOLD #1056, CGCS,GCSAA, NMLRA, NRA, AF&AM, CBBRC.  If all that cowboy has ever seen is a stockdam, he ain't gonna believe ya when ya tell him about whales.
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