Old Sayings

[Angel_Eyes]

Hi Pards, I hope you can help me with this.

A shooting acquaintance (from a few years back) always used to say:-

"You are shooting like an Arapaho!"

This was when someone shot a bad target, shots all over the card.

Until I met him, I had never heard the expression, ,,,have you???

AE

(Apologies to any Arapaho's)

[GunClick Rick]

Your Funeral,My Trial

is one of my favorites

[Deja vous]

One of my favorites was if you are a dog stay under the porch.. uh, no that is not it.. let me see.. oh, got it.. if you can run liike a dog stay on the porch.. ... nooooo not quite.. hmmm Oh. got it if you can't run with the big dogs stay under the porch,. lol did I get it right?? lol..

[GunClick Rick]

My dog likes this one

Here kitty kitty kitty

[Deja vous]

So, Gunclicks.. a question here, gotta second?   How did you teach your dog to read Kitty kitty?? 

[Forty Rod]

Watched an old Gary Cooper movie the other night and heard one a friend of Dad's used to use when I was a kid: "Well if that don't sink a duck."

[Deja vous]

lol... cute.. there are so many...   lower than a snake belly in a wheel rut.. lol 

[GunClick Rick]

~Meaner than a she rattler with a sunburned belly~

Besides i didn't teach the dog the cock-a-too did

[Deja vous]

Oh, man now I am depressed even a bird brain can train a dog better than I can....

[Ten Wolves Fiveshooter]

  My Mother in law says at opportune times, and I quote " Lord Love a Duck " what the heck does that mean.

        tEN wOLVES

   Deja vous, it's nice to have a gal with a since of humor out here, is that you in your Avitar?


           tEN

[Deja vous]

Yep.. it is me.. and while I appear normal I am not .. I am crazy.. just ask anyone on SaSS or ask gunclickds he will warn ou.. lol..   I  really dont know.. but duck is pretty good so maybe she was eating when she said it??

[Fingers McGee]

and while I appear normal I am not .. I am crazy..

Deja Vous is a really sweet lady that shoots a mean revolver - Whisper mode on: when she remembers to bring enough bulletsto the loading table.] She only plays a crazy woman on the internet in gun related forums.

Fingers (man with many Colt's) McGee

[Deja vous]

Smoke man Fingers.. my Cassville Pard... how are you.. I uh.. am just stiring it up a bit here.. lol  I can explain the bullet thing.. I was loading my little bag full of bulelts and someone said "hey" and from there I started blabbering and uh.. what story was I telling now I forgot.. ..lol   I am crazy fingers.. and it looks good on me.. lol..   

[Dr. Bob]

My last wife always used to tell me:  "You're entitled to your fantasies!" 

[Deja vous]

fantasys.. we get to pretend to be cowboys/girils and shoot stuff that goes bang and smell the smoke laugh like crazy, dress up like the 1890s, .. ah yeah I like fanaticies..lol..  I love them in fact.. lol...  When I get really old and crazy I will simply believe it is all true.. loll

[Ten Wolves Fiveshooter]

 Deja vous, you're a very pretty Lady, love your smile, about the Duck, never saw my MIL eating any duck, but if something surprised her or made her angry,  you could count on her saying " Lord Love a Duck" go figure, never did understand it, but then there lots of things I don't understand.

 tEN wOLVES

[Deja vous]

Okay official meaning from my own persoanl crazy book of what not to say at nice dinner parties.. The phrase is an exclamation used when nothing else will fit. Often fitting when one is stunned or dismayed.

I prefer to think of a deeper meaning.. like maybe a duck has real value.. oh, yeah, like a down jacket.. love a duck nd stay warm.. I dont' think the ducks believed we loved them though?  lol 

Thanks for you compliements, but the camera does add 5 pounds and the smile is on loan from daisy duck.. lol..  ah.. Crazy is a nice place, huh?  lol.

[Major 2]

" well  ! People in hell want ice water"

"if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black"

[GunClick Rick]

i EVER SHOW YA HOW TO KISS A DUCK BUTT? Grab his legs from behind real sneaky like while squating.Lift him up so gently to right where the end of the tail feathers line up with your nose,take a deep breath and------------------------------BLOW! WWHHEWWWWW    KISS   

YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!

[Major 2]

Speaking of ducks ....

"you can't get down off a duck's back"