Rules for the New Marriage - For Better or For Worse

[El Peludo]

For Better or For Worse


A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much
in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different
countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of
saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen
glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of
the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they
have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be
right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom
caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and
all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... LISTEN UP, @*#%HEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HE77 UP, DRINK YOUR DA*^ BEER IN YOUR DA%# FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR @&%^*+G HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A$$ ISN'T GOING TO A *&@#%^G BAR! THAT S*%T IS OVER...GOT IT, A$$*&#E?"

...and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

[Bushwack Bill]

Old Chineese Proverb: A man is happy two times in his life. When he takes a wife and when he burries one.

Spanish Proverb: Go ye to women? Forget not thy whip!

From the Bible: It is better to live in a desert land than to share a house with a vexing and contensious woman. 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Dang, when tha ladies around here read that then lead iz gonna start flyin, I think I heared tha mule ears on Francis a cockin!

[litl rooster]

Couldn't you pards have told me this before I married the LAST time

[Bushwack Bill]

   Yep!  But would you have listened?

[Tricky Trina]

Annie,
   Can I borrow Elle KaBong, me thinks she's a needed in this thread........
Trina

[Bushwack Bill]

Hey, I knew a gal named Trina once.  She was a food service specialist at the 123rd Combat Support Battalion in Furth, Germany.  Don't remember being interested in shooting though!

[Tricky Trina]

Hi BB,
  I did my 20 years, but I was a Hospital Corpman and Master-at-Arms in the Navy.  Ain't no ports for aircraft carriers in Germany.     I became interested in shooting when I was stationed in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba and worked with the Marine Barracks down there.  Since then, it's just gotten to be more and more fun!   
Trina

[litl rooster]

TRY THIS AGAIN

Annie,
   Can I borrow Elle KaBong, me thinks she's a needed in this thread........
Trina

lr>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>does not duck Elle Kabong knowing it and Annie Lee are in Maryland today

However he salutes Tricky Trina for her services, hoping this will keep him from getting his butt shot

[Tricky Trina]

Haven't had to shoot a cowboy yet - most have a great sense of humor and a great sense of honor!  But I have been known to shoot low on them steel cowboy targets.... coincidence?  maybe........
Trina

[litl rooster]

Haven't had to shoot a cowboy yet - most have a great sense of humor and a great sense of honor!  But I have been known to shoot low on them steel cowboy targets.... coincidence?  maybe........
Trina

I hope when you say low your refering to our spurs

  Yep!  But would you have listened?

You are right BB it was a cold long winter in Montana that year