Am I jinxed?

[Forty Rod]

Bet it was frustrating fightin' to keep them hands off you all night, too.

Right hamp?

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

Was that you in tha back seat?   Have truble 'memberin' stuff that far back.

[Forty Rod]

You said you was datin' yourself.  They wasn't NOOOOObody else in that car.

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

You said you was datin' yourself.  They wasn't NOOOOObody else in that car.

Coulda been a double date.

[litl rooster]

"Filling Station" use to be a buffett at Mertlye Beach...Might be dating myself

Tried dating myself once.  Didn't try that again.  Ain't much fun when your date ain't got much personality.

At least you didn't get stood up

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

"Filling Station" use to be a buffett at Mertlye Beach...Might be dating myself

Tried dating myself once.  Didn't try that again.  Ain't much fun when your date ain't got much personality.

At least you didn't get stood up

One of the few times.

[litl rooster]

I was never attracted to myself

[Forty Rod]

Then, who were you attached...OH!  You said "attracted".

Sorry, but I figured you was about to fall apart.

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

I was never attracted to myself

Probly wernt opposite 'nuff.

[Forty Rod]

Now THAT'S funny!!!

[litl rooster]

I was never attracted to myself

Probly wernt opposite 'nuff.

I was cute and all but I lazy and had no ambition

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

I was never attracted to myself

Probly wernt opposite 'nuff.

I was cute and all but I lazy and had no ambition

Gotta look at it this way.  It was yourself's loss, and not yours.

[litl rooster]

I was never attracted to myself

Probly wernt opposite 'nuff.

I was cute and all but I lazy and had no ambition

Gotta look at it this way.  It was yourself's loss, and not yours.

But were still friends  

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

Jus 'member, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

And a bird in the hand....


Wait.. no, I don't want to go there.



AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose almost impossible.

[litl rooster]

I need more paper towels, coffee on the desk and tears running down my face.....Too funny.

[Forty Rod]

Well, here we go again.

I called the credit card company today and had them rescind payment in full on two Singer vacuum cleaners with attachments and a steam bottle set we ordred and paid for ten weeks ago.  We were told delivery would be four to six weeks.

Nothing.

I e-mailed them four times and kept getting some BS automated reply saying they were really interested in what we had to say and that someone would contact us in person within twenty-four hours.

No contact.

I called their customer service number twice and went though all the number pushing crap only to be told to contact them by e-mail.

See above how that worked.

I have serious doubts about the quality of their product based on my experience with their order department and customer service department.

Hell, I have serious doubts that anyone will even realize we cancelled the order until it someday shows up and I send it back unaccepted.

Is there a business in this country that can justify what I've seen as a product or service from any of them?  No wonder everthing is being made overseas.  No one here gives a hoot.

Workers want more money, their unions support them, and then they turn out an ever-degrading quality product while bitching about losing jobs offshore. 

Management spends tons of money on advertising to tell lies about the product they are pushing while crying about imports stealing their business.

Marketers come up with more and flashier packaging, usually impossible to open without tools, to hide the fact that the quantity/volume/size is shrinking.

Customers complain and are insulted, brushed off, or totally ignored.

And the price keeps right on going up.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Forty, Most of Singer's stuff is made in China anyway.......Buck

[Forty Rod]

Whose isn't any morre?