New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

Forty Rod · September 04, 2005, 05:18:47 PM

Nah, he'll stop whatever he's doing, sit down, and go to sleep. It's a conditioned response. He says it's a defense mechanism to keep him from accidentally doing any w---.

He slipped up and said the word himself once while he was riding his bike. There he was, asleep in the middle of the street and his bike a half block away in a ditch. He just went to sleep and rolled right over the back.

I seen it myself and I NEVER lie.

Delmonico · September 04, 2005, 08:29:28 PM

Cool did ya ever think about joinin' the circus and turnin' hm into a side show act.

Forty Rod · September 04, 2005, 09:06:09 PM

Most circuses don't want him. They say they can't afford the food and vet bills.

Trinity · September 05, 2005, 12:42:31 AM

*YAWN* I just woke up... did someone just say something?

litl rooster · September 05, 2005, 08:20:47 AM

Quote from: Trinity on September 05, 2005, 12:42:31 AM
*YAWN* I just woke up... did someone just say something?

WORK

yep your right Forty is green light went back out

Trinity · September 05, 2005, 06:44:43 PM

*SNAARRRRXXXX*

Delmonico · September 07, 2005, 09:26:46 AM

Since Trinityland has a flag, (abusive to a kind hearted soul) I think it should have a National Annie-them.

Well in North Carolina, way back in the hills
Me and my old pappy had a hand in a still
We brewed white lightnin' 'til the sun went down
Then he'd fill him a jug and he'd pass it around
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
But my pappy kept a-cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Well I asked my old pappy why he called his brew
White lightnin' 'stead of mountain dew
I took a little sip and right away I knew
As my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
Lightnin' started flashin' and thunder started crashin'
Shhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
but my pappy kept a-cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Well a city slicker came and he said "I'm tough"
I think I wanna taste that powerful stuff
He took one g-g-glug and drank it right down
And I heard him a moaning as he hit the ground
Mighty, mighty pleasin, pappy's corn squeezin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'

Chorus:
Well the "G" men, "T" men, revenuers, too
Searchin' for the place where he made his brew
They were looking, tryin to book him,
but my pappy kept a-cookin'
Whshhhoooh . . . white lightnin'...

There the National Annie-them of Trintyland.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · September 07, 2005, 03:14:17 PM

Please note: This AnnieLee had nothing to do with that Annie-them.

AnnieLee

Delmonico · September 07, 2005, 03:36:22 PM

Annie Em, I don't think were in Kansas no more.

Brazos Bucky Smith · September 07, 2005, 06:48:57 PM

"Hey", says Brazos appearing out of no where, "This don't look like Disneyland? Oh, Trinityland, sorry! I'ma waitin' back on the other thread fer some of your cookin' Del, I see you brought your phony-graff to Trinityand too."

Brazos seein' Trinity falling asleep in the corner ( or is it waking up, no matter) "Oh, welcome to Cas City Trinity!"

"And, thanks lady fer the pixey dust it sure done work better fer movin me than my ol' mouse colored horse!" With that Brazos shakes a little dust from hi hat and poof, he disappears!"

Brazos

Trinity · September 08, 2005, 09:22:30 PM

Thankee Del fer the Annie-them. Ah lahk it! *hic*

Thanks fer callin' it right Brazos. Some folks say Ahm passed out... I say Ahm only nappin'!

Trinity · September 18, 2005, 09:23:57 AM

So I was thinkin' the other day...

Joyce (AnnieLee) · September 18, 2005, 11:53:23 AM

Quote from: Trinity on September 18, 2005, 09:23:57 AM
So I was thinkin' the other day...

Did you put the fire out?

AnnieLee

Delmonico · September 18, 2005, 12:20:01 PM

I thought I heard a grindin' noise off to the East-South-East.

Trinity · September 18, 2005, 02:55:12 PM

Now that you mention it... that might be the cause of my headache!

Forty Rod · September 18, 2005, 04:57:58 PM

Hold your nose, put your other thumb in your mouth, and blow til your ears pop and your eyes bug out.

It won't do squat for your headache, but it's fun to watch you turn red and pass oput.

Trinity · September 18, 2005, 05:44:22 PM

I'm not ever doing THAT again!!!

Joyce (AnnieLee) · September 18, 2005, 05:51:54 PM

Not doing what again? Holding your nose until your eyes pop... or thinking?

AnnieLee

Forty Rod · September 18, 2005, 06:02:13 PM

Hey, little brother, Rowdy Yates came up with somethin' the other day that you can do for fun.

Get a bunch of people in your car and get up to about 65-70 mph. Grin an' say, "Hey, y'all, fasten your seatbelts. I saw this once in a cartoon an' I think I can do it."

Trinity · September 18, 2005, 06:03:15 PM

Quote from: AnnieLee on September 18, 2005, 05:51:54 PM
Not doing what again? Holding your nose until your eyes pop... or thinking?

AnnieLee

Not holding my nose until my eyes pop. Big brother made me do that once and it is only fun until you wake back up.

As far as thinking goes... well, I don't remember what I was thinking, but it was fun to think for a while.