New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Trinity]

It provides a place for the birds to sit after they ate berries and leave colorful gifts on our cars.

[Ozark Tracker]

tiney litltle christmas presents all year long. 

[Trinity]

The colorful ones are only in the summer, but we get white ones the rest of the year.  I am so overjoyed about them!

[Ozark Tracker]

you and all the car wash owners in town,

[Trinity]

ya reckon Ah orta warsh mah car?

[Ozark Tracker]

naw I'd just clean the windshield, won't nobody try to steal it that way.

[Delmonico]

Ya know times are hard when only a pigeon can put a deposit on a Mercedes.

[litl rooster]

Ya know times are hard when only a pigeon can put a deposit on a Mercedes.

That's a Mercedes..................

[Ozark Tracker]

probably outa just be glad ain't many turkeys flying around.

[Silver Creek Slim]

we changed gears almost for I knowed it,  Slim was out harvesting a tree and suddenly they got a limit on em in Virginny and they  got to be males. 
and Buck can only get one.

and Del is out there killing all he wants fer 27.50

Just tryin' ta keep ya on yer toes. 

Slim

[Trinity]

probably outa just be glad ain't many turkeys flying around.

  Now that would be a mess.    

[Forty Rod]

That's the way the Mercedes Benz.   

[Trinity]

"Ah always did like them Mercedes ever sin' you solt me your sub com-pact when Ah come ta drahvin' age.  What Ah lahked tha bayust was then lahns.   They din't flow lahk any regalar car, they zigged an' zagged."

[Ozark Tracker]

who'd ya get to put that raised rear end on yer ride?

[Trinity]

"That's ol' Forty's Benz that solt me.  He done tolt me that was how it were deee-signed.  He said awl ferrin cars is built that-a-way.  Said it were a status symbol."

[litl rooster]

"That's ol' Forty's Benz that solt me.  He done tolt me that was how it were deee-signed.  He said awl ferrin cars is built that-a-way.  Said it were a status symbol."

Isn't that what ya take off the "hood" and wear around yer neck?

[Ozark Tracker]

well on that car it looks like ya could almost pull on any part and you'd have it in yer hand ta put around yer neck.

[Trinity]

"Yeah.  When yous in da hood (wif or wifout da sheep), ya wear them thangs what ya stolt reee-moved from tha hood."

[Ozark Tracker]

I don't think Id mess with da hood,  looks like it might be the only part that ain't bent. 

[Trinity]

"Ya kain' see it, but they ain' no hood.  Big brother tolt me they made it thataway sos tha engine kin' breathe better.  Said that's how come Ah git twice tha gas milage that Do-mestics git.  Ah oncet got three mahls per gallon!"