New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Silver Creek Slim]

Was it one of these?  Look, there's even something for Del!

http://www.cabelas.com/hprod-1/0041757.shtml

Close, but it was a real bear.

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

well I was gonna ask if one of them little butt storage spots would hold a 6 pack.

I bet it could. 

Slim

[Ozark Tracker]

I have a cousin that went bear hunting up in Canada, one of the bears he brought home,  he had it mounted like it was coming out of a cave with a 1/2 mount.  he put it up on his wall and put some llimbs and branches and grass around it and so it looks it's crawling out of it's den,   (out of the wall)

[Delmonico]

A lady had a post on the Lab forum about her husbands big buck he hung on the wall, the Lab went into the den and spotted it and started growlin' snarlin' and barkin'  it's good to know yer well protected.

[Forty Rod]

Years ago I had a bobcat made into a rug.  When I got it home my beagle tried to hump it.

[Ozark Tracker]

I skinned a fox last year brought it in the house to put in the freezer, all the dogs went wild, ya'd a thought a live one had just run past em.

[Delmonico]

Years ago I had a bobcat made into a rug.  When I got it home my beagle tried to hump it.

He was tellin' ya it needed mounted.

A customer brought me in a pheasnt the other night, or rather he put it in my pick-up.   I cleaned it when I got home and somebody thought I was the greatest smellin' thing in the world.  He'd just love to check out the garbage can, he points at it every time we go outside.   I think he's going to be one a dem pointin' Labs.

[Arcey]

0230 hours it's dead on the street.  Uniform finds the back door of a clothin' store kicked in........

'653' (sexy voice of the dispatcher.....)

'653,  I copied.  Put me on it I'm almost 10-9.'

Get there, cut the dog loose inside, he's been bored all night.  Eats up a mannequin.

Store owner wants a grand damages for the ruined $200.00 suit...........

[litl rooster]

   Good Dog

[Delmonico]

Durn German Shepards, a Labrador would have found a more expensive suit.

[Forty Rod]

Tell the guy tha next time you'll do your best to surround the place and he can bring his wife's toy poodle down and clear the building his own damn self.

That's why I wasn't a cop very long.

[Delmonico]

I know I couldn't be one, was watchin' Cops again the other day at noon sewin'. they had a call fer an attemped suicide, shot his self in the head with a 357, didn't work so he called 911.  The cops got there and tried to get him to hold still the EMT's got there.  The guy kept whinin' about it really hurt.  "Well ya dummy if ya soot yer self in the head with a 357 it's most likey gonna hurt."  Yep if I'd a been that cop they'd a never used to footage and I'd a been wrote up.

[litl rooster]

hurt.  "Well ya dummy if ya soot yer self in the head with a 357 it's most likey gonna hurt."  Yep

Yep, I think most would..............You would have explained the Ballistic's to him first

[Trinity]

I just finished watching Death Wish.  Might have to watch Dirty Harry later on.

[Ozark Tracker]

are ya thinking about going out and do some vigalante work later tonight.   

[Trinity]

Naw, not really.  Gotta hailp Ma decorate her tree tonight.

[Delmonico]

I see a disaster about to happen.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Does Forty know?................

[Ozark Tracker]

maybe he can just stop by the center and pick up a few happy pills from Alice.

[Trinity]

I see a disaster about to happen.

Well, since it's her tree I'll just sit and drink while she does the work.  Every few minutes she'll ask why I'm not doing anything and I'll pick something up and put it on a branch.  She'll end up moving it anyway.

Does Forty know?................

There was an incident with me and the lights which Forty started many years ago and since then he isn't invited.  I still have the scars... those old lights really got hot!!!!