New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[litl rooster]

Kindly invite him to help himself to the mustard.

Well Del made me spit my coffeee out earlier.........................this would have.

[Trinity]

welll the in laws came and we ate Muneudo today,  then about 4 o'clock my wifes son showed up fer the weekend, he 27 and lives up in Missouri,  he anounced he don't eat beef nor pork any more,

well he may just starve to death around here.

You have my condolences.  I'm so sorry such a thing could happen to you.

[Ozark Tracker]

You have my condolences.  I'm so sorry such a thing could happen to you.

I know, it's just pit e full,  and here I give him all the meat he could eat a growing up.  now he's turned his back on beef and pork.

[Trinity]

Oh well.  That leaves more for me at the dinner table, I always say.

[Ozark Tracker]

well they is a bright side to this whole thing isn't there

[Trinity]

"Yep.  Pass tha ham, please.  An' git these grain thangs outta mah sight.  Take 'em out to tha boy."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico takes away the beer.

[Trinity]

Trinity jumps up from the table and shouts "Ah said grain, not grayne!  "Jee, ahra, ee, ee, eyun - Grain!  Brang back that thar Beeyur!"

[Delmonico]

Beer be grain.

[Trinity]

"Ah'm tawkin' 'bout tha color.  Dontcha spake English?!!?"

[Delmonico]

Yep, that be the problem.

[Trinity]

"So does that mean that Ah kin have mah beer back?"

[Delmonico]

No, you get green bean gin instead.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark walks up and looks at Trinity's beer and asks   Is that thar some of that green pea beer.

[litl rooster]

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[Trinity]

"She's perfect!  Won't never hair no peep, always agreeable, always willin' ta go whar Ah wanna go, nahs figger.  Ah'm gonna buy her, but don' let Sherlene know! "

[litl rooster]

  She won't Yak yer ears off either

[Trinity]

"Yep.  Jus' mah kahnd!  Ah thank Ah'll name her Melba."

[litl rooster]

  I'll toast to that

[Ozark Tracker]

Miss Melba Toast,   

she should be a  good listener