New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Trinity]

that's kinda hard when you go out and see one of them big red ripe tomato's a hanging on the bush.

You see, that's called temptation and you must remain strong and not give in.  "Don't be tempted" Mother Earth's BOOK says.

[Trinity]

First thing out of the Herdsman's mouth this morning............... <<<I believe he may be related twice removed from Trinity

"Cousin Earl?"

[Ozark Tracker]

You see, that's called temptation and you must remain strong and not give in.  "Don't be tempted" Mother Earth's BOOK says.

but they keep a mean mouthing me,  they keep a hollering  BITE ME

[Lucky Irish Tom]

The "Whole Meat Bible" according to Trinity says you must resist the temptation. 

[litl rooster]

Irish Tom, does it say anything abput "cattle theiving" in that book?

[Sod Buster]

Irish Tom, does it say anything abput "cattle theiving" in that book?

I hope ya don't hold it against me fer accepting stolen beeves.  I didn't have nuthing to do with it.  I came home and they were there already.

[Trinity]

"Them weren't no stolen beeves!  Them was unmarked freebies!"

[Sod Buster]

"Them weren't no stolen beeves!  Them was unmarked freebies!"

That's what I thought too.  Apparently LR has other ideas.  If'n they were his beeves, he should start branding with something other than chalk.  Then they wouldn't end up as 'slow elk'. 

[litl rooster]

Freebe's  "nuthin' free, you alway's gotta pay"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity whips out his cipering pencil, sharpens it up starts figuring,  cost for rounding up litl rooster's loose cows  $???
cost for hiding litl roosters cows from rustlers.$?
cost fer building a fire to keep em warm$???

Trinity figures on.

[Trinity]

"Cost fer ta slaughter an' check one fer quality.... ta make sure fer certain that them's litl rooster's beeves...$500.03"

[Ozark Tracker]

I'm guessing that would be in U.S.  currency  or sugar or corn.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

lR Chapter 7 verse 3 of the Trinity Whole Meat Bible, I quote, "Blessed are those who eat beef, specially them what find it fer free!"

[Trinity]

Trinity bows his head and says "A-men!"

Then under his breath he says to Ozark "Trade would work too."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity opens to Chapter 3 verse 1, and starts to read,   the meat eaters shall inherit the earth.

[Trinity]

Trinity holds his BOOK up into the air and calls upon all sinners (vegetable eaters) to come forth.

[Ozark Tracker]

yea, though I walk through the valley of the shawdow of the veggie.

[Trinity]

"Ah shayull fayur no EE-Vil!"

[Ozark Tracker]

ya mean like them evil  egg plants

[Trinity]

I woke up to an awful sight this morning!