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Lucky Irish Tom · August 10, 2006, 12:10:26 PM

Trinity comes to and sees thea She-lay-lee an says, Sherlene thas a mighty big magical stick. Sherlene whacks Trinity with it an while he's out she bathes him and launders his clothes, when Trinity comes to everything is clean as if by magic.

Delmonico · August 10, 2006, 12:51:38 PM

Seeing Tom, she whacks him just to keep in practice.

Trinity · August 10, 2006, 09:23:38 PM

But this time she strikes with such a force the shillelagh leaves a permanent furrow on the top of Tom's head. ...Trinity is still down.

Ozark Tracker · August 10, 2006, 09:37:42 PM

looks like Tom's a gonna have one of them hair-do's like stoney's

Trinity · August 10, 2006, 09:43:35 PM

Or Herman Munster...

Ozark Tracker · August 10, 2006, 09:48:28 PM

is he gonna havta have one of them bolts thru his neck

Trinity · August 10, 2006, 09:53:37 PM

We'll have to wait to see how he's doing when he comes to. I don't think the head looks loose...

Delmonico · August 10, 2006, 11:32:51 PM

Run a half a dozen self-tappin' sheet metal screws in just to be sure.

Lucky Irish Tom · August 11, 2006, 05:00:58 AM

Unfortunately Trinity puts the head in place slightly askew, when Tom comes to he finds himself drifting to the left whenever he moves. Sherlene whacks im again and he iz able to move normally, although he now has a funny double-part to hiz hair.

Trinity · August 11, 2006, 07:24:47 PM

In an effort to hide his new double-part, Tom lets his hair grow out.

Ozark Tracker · August 11, 2006, 08:16:06 PM

I think it'd been beter with just a bolt through the neck.

Sod Buster · August 11, 2006, 08:35:11 PM

Quote from: Trinity on August 11, 2006, 07:24:47 PM
In an effort to hide his new double-part, Tom lets his hair grow out.

Quick!!
Call in the little man with the sheep shears!!

Forty Rod · August 12, 2006, 06:13:35 PM

Bet he don't pee on a 'lectric fence again.

litl rooster · August 12, 2006, 07:12:55 PM

I have shears..........would you think a Mohawk would look good?

Ozark Tracker · August 12, 2006, 07:52:07 PM

ya may need more than just shears for that hair

Trinity · August 12, 2006, 10:58:21 PM

I suggest Nair.

Delmonico · August 13, 2006, 08:43:25 AM

I got a Bernz-O-Matic.

Arcey · August 13, 2006, 08:49:18 AM

Thinkin' Rods right.....

Kindah thinkin' it's best left alone too. That way whute'er's livin' in there will stay in there....

Trinity · August 13, 2006, 09:40:18 AM

The EPA people come by with Al Gore and cordon off the hair and claim it as a natural area, not to be touched by any human.

litl rooster · August 13, 2006, 10:39:47 AM

Quote from: Trinity on August 13, 2006, 09:40:18 AM
The EPA people come by with Al Gore and cordon off the hair and claim it as a natural area, not to be touched by any human.

That Al Gore guy is amazing.....first he invent's the internet now he's starting nature area's for the world to enjoy