New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Trinity]

"Ah ain' too sure about this.  In tha back of mah mahnd Ah see this feller sittin' on a beach plannin' ta skim too much offa tha top.  Ah wanna tawk ta mah lawyer afore Ah agree to anythin'!"

[DArchangel]

Trinity, sign nothing! OH thats right don't put your mark on nothin'

[Trinity]

"Ah ain' markin' nothin' til you ad-vise me."

[Silver Creek Slim]

"I think ya should get a 2nd opinion from Lawyer Daggit." 

[Trinity]

"Naw.  Lawyer Daggit is litl rooster's representation an' it would be a con-flict of interests.  He just maght trah ta cheat me!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Not Lawyer Daggit." 

[Trinity]

Sad but true. 

[litl rooster]

<----sits back on the beach bein' waited on hand 'n foot by purdy island girls.  Sippin' 'im ah good 'n frosty drink..........

Converted all the metal ta cash 'n put it in a numbered, untraceable Swiss account.  All fer a quick 'n indisputable pitcher sold ta l'il Roostah.  'N, last but not least, a note ta ten percent ah the o'erall take ah Roostahville fer the next ten years.  All wrote up real pretty by a Filthy-Del-phia lawyer.......

Parkin' tickys anyone?   Hehehehehehe.....

Life is good.....

Money well spent on my part.......Money well earnt on yer part...............Waitress.......Dos mas cervias por pavor



Trinity you mite ask Lawyer Daggit or Cousin David, what to do with this

[Trinity]

"Ah ain' got no idear what you is tawkin' bout.  That thar picture ain' of me or none of mah kinfolk!  Now answer mah question.  If'n Ah give you back tha HOOTERS kin Ah have mah ol' jj..jjj...jjjjjaaahhhh...j-o-b back?"

[litl rooster]

   I don't know Trinity.............The HoOTER's BBQall you can eat buffet..is working out pretty good....New slot machines are going to be here any day now.......Do you have any objections to bouncin' little ole ladies out.....The one we catch loading their purses from the buffett? and using wooden nickles in the Slots?

[Delmonico]

"Don't do it Trinity, I'll help out."  Delmonico puts ome BBQ sauce on his face and lays outside the litle rooster Hooters moanin', ""I've got bad BBQ, someone help me!"  No one helps but they all go to Trinity's Hooters, Tom's Pub and Delmonicos Dutch oven instead.

[Trinity]

The Trinityland HOOTERS has its best night ever. 
Meanwhile in the HOOTER's BBQ all you can eat buffet only one customer remains and she was just caught filling her purse.  litl rooster's customer support team efficiently deals with the lady and litl rooster is left sitting alone in his ramshackle establishment watching the meat on the buffet dry.

[Delmonico]

As the smoke from the fire in the other thread drifts over the town, coverin' it with soot.

[litl rooster]

litl rooster shows picture of plants growing behind the shed in the Dutchoven thread to the 2 well dressed gentlemen in the Dark "Tahoe" (with Tinted Windows and 50 antennas)..Then returns to Trinity's place of business. Handing another section of some incrimanating evidence to Ilene I mean Lusia then leaves

[Trinity]

While walking out of the saloon, a stranger calls Trinity over to the dark alley where he hands Trinity a brown envelope.  Trinity tries to thank him, but he is already gone.

[Delmonico]

The brown Tahoe comes to Delmonico's house, it is the Lancaster County Noxis Weed Control Commioner, they show Delmonico the pictures of behind his shed, he threatens to take pictures ofthe same plant growin' wild all over, city, county and state property.

[litl rooster]

The brown Tahoe comes to Delmonico's house, it is the Lancaster County Noxis Weed Control Commioner, they show Delmonico the pictures of behind his shed, he threatens to take pictures ofthe same plant growin' wild all over, city, county and state property.

and cites Delmonico for growing the noxius weed........Then the Dark Blue Tahoe shows up and the well dressed men arrest him for cultivating with intend to sell.

[litl rooster]

During the "pat down" they discover Delmonico is armed and add that charge.................Now facing an additional 5 years.

[Delmonico]

Armed ain't a crime in Newbrassky, and that weeds looks to sick to be cutivated, most of the rest is about 6 feet tall right now.

[litl rooster]

Armed ain't a crime in Newbrassky, and that weeds looks to sick to be cutivated, most of the rest is about 6 feet tall right now.

and the 2 well dressed men take Delmonico's confession. It's a crime when you is commitn' one.