New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Montana Darlin]

The stock Miz Montana bought, crashes and all that is left is a bunch of expensive toilet paper.

Didn't buy stock, the money is secure, and only I know where it is at.


uuuuummmmmmmmmm more investment money

You are on an allowance, doled out by me on a monthly basis, so you had best be careful how you spend your allowance.

[Ozark Tracker]

Del musta see ya coming home from the grocery store, where ya bought that expensive toilet paper.

[Trinity]

Is it tha kind that always clogs up tha terlit? 

[Trinity]

Didn't buy stock, the money is secure, and only I know where it is at.


uuuuummmmmmmmmm more investment money

You are on an allowance, doled out by me on a monthly basis, so you had best be careful how you spend your allowance.

litl rooster's allowance is only $1.05 per day.  At the end of the week he is able to buy a sandwich.  Orrrrrrr.  He can buy all the potted meat he wants.

[DArchangel]

Trinity, please see my thread.

[Trinity]

Trinity, when do I get paid? I figger you owe me a forth of the HOOTERS girls and enough sauce to keep them tasty for a year. please remit.

Trinity cuts out several girls for DArchangel:




"Hey, OT.  Kin ya brang a drum of sauce, please?"

[Ozark Tracker]

 ???ya want the hot thigh sause or the marinated breast sause.

[Trinity]

"Ah thank he'll be happy with tha marinated breast sauce.  We'll keep tha hot thigh sauce fer tha payin' customers."

[Ozark Tracker]

55 gal shipped and on it's way

[Trinity]

"Thanks!  That'll git me out from under tha pressure of tha lawyer.  Now, Ah gotta do somethin' ta git more customers in hair."

Trinity quickly comes up with an idea and within minutes he has a sign drawn up and has Luisa, the one legged, one armed hooter girl standing with it at the entrance:

HALF OFF!

[Ozark Tracker]

Is that the same Luisa that used to work down at   I Hop

[Trinity]

"It shore is, but she lef' there an' wen' to Dail's Drive-in to work as a Car Hop.  Thass how Ah come ta know her.  Not much became of Dail's restaurant, so Ah hahred her ta work at litl roooster's.  She was part of tha settlement."

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Seeing the sign a group of the wee people think it is a hiring campaign and begin filling out applications to work at the TrinityLand Hooters!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Getting no response from Management they begin setting up picket lines in front of the TrinityLand Hooters, with signs like "Management Is Trying To Short Change Us!" Several of the wee people decide to hire a barrister and sue Trinity!

[Delmonico]

A short one at that, boy Trinity is gonna be in trouble now.

[Trinity]

Trinity offers free half pints of green colored beer.  The wee ones rejoice and close their law suit.

[litl rooster]

litl' rooster walks to the door of the Trinityland Hooters and hands Lusia a note and a small portion of a color glossy 8x10 photo ...(with circles and arrows).Yes mam, would you kindly give this to Kat lover I mean employer.....Trinity


Dear Mr. Trinity,

 Return my property at once........I have no objections in using "Blackmail"

sample enclosed


Respectfully,
litl' rooster

[Trinity]

 

"If Ah give it back, kin Ah have mah ol' job back?"

[Delmonico]

Don't be fooled by a pencil sketch, he ain't got nuthin' on ya, or at least anything that would defame you................................................................more.

He'll rehire you, get the Hooters back and then he'll mistreat ya again.

[Arcey]

<----sits back on the beach bein' waited on hand 'n foot by purdy island girls.  Sippin' 'im ah good 'n frosty drink..........

Converted all the metal ta cash 'n put it in a numbered, untraceable Swiss account.  All fer a quick 'n indisputable pitcher sold ta l'il Roostah.  'N, last but not least, a note ta ten percent ah the o'erall take ah Roostahville fer the next ten years.  All wrote up real pretty by a Filthy-Del-phia lawyer.......

Parkin' tickys anyone?   Hehehehehehe.....

Life is good.....