New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Trinity]

Now that I think about it, there was one with a rounded glass that didn't have the shock bumpers, I made a pick-up out of one.   Been a long time.  BTW the 65 on up do not really have a flat glass it slightly curved, the pre-65's had a flat one.  Thats the one;s with the thicker posts.  Can pretty well tell all years when I can see the whole care, or at least the American models.  If I can't tell at a glane I can remove the back seat and know for sure.

You can also check the VIN number at the windshield on the driver's side.  Starting with the 1965 models they always started with 115, 116, 117...  In the '70's, they added a fourth static number after the year number to be able to differentiate between 60's and 70's models.

[Trinity]

Did I really say that?

I could be a bad boy and answer the question... but I won't.

[Delmonico]

Forgot, after I think 69 or 70 they added the vin number to the dash, its stamped on the transaxle hump on the floor pan.

[Delmonico]

The US Army Corps of Engineers routes the Ralph River from out of litle rooserville and changes the cannel to flow into Trinityland, it brings the Showboat and Casino with it.

[Trinity]

"Naw.  Naw.  Send her back.  Ah only wannned tha HOOTERS!  Oorrrr.  Hey, sen' it down ta tha Sodbuster Township.  That place needs some livenin' up sin' he only serves vegetables (spit) thar."

[Delmonico]

OK I'll have to get the Army guys back, this might take a bit of time.  He can also use the water to erie-gate.

[Delmonico]

Fergot, do you still want his Henry rifle.

[Trinity]

"Yeah!  That I wan'.  Gotta have it in case he try's ta git the HOOTERS back!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rides into Trinityland with a US Marshal, they pull up to Trinty, Delmonico pushes the trunk  latch button and opens the trunk.  "There you are, the litl rooster Henry."

"I see the Corps of Engineers is getin' the river routed to Sodbuster township."

[Sod Buster]

"Naw.  Naw.  Send her back.  Ah only wannned tha HOOTERS!  Oorrrr.  Hey, sen' it down ta tha Sodbuster Township.  That place needs some livenin' up sin' he only serves vegetables (spit) thar."

No thanks!  There be enough water here since the rain.  I ain't got no use for any more.

Besides...we already got a fine eating establishment in Sodbuster Township - Cracker Barrel.  It has already earned the Delmonico seal of endorsement.  He loves our Okra!

[Sod Buster]

Fergot, do you still want his Henry rifle.

I wouldn't be messin' with LR's Henry rifle if I were you.  He is pretty fond of that long gun.  Don't be stirrin' up a bee's nest.  You will be sorry.

[Sod Buster]

\"I see the Corps of Engineers is getin' the river routed to Sodbuster township."

NOOO!!!
It looks like I gotta head 'em off at the pass.

[Ozark Tracker]

trinity, you need to get some of that water running thru a big room there in Hooters,  the "Beach Front Room" all the waitress's could be wearing them thar bikini's and serving them fancy drinks with little bitty umbrella's

[Delmonico]

Well decide what ya want done with the Ralph River, we could take it to Silver Creek Slim County.

[Trinity]

No thanks!  There be enough water here since the rain.  I ain't got no use for any more.

Besides...we already got a fine eating establishment in Sodbuster Township - Cracker Barrel.  It has already earned the Delmonico seal of endorsement.  He loves our Okra!

"Cracker Barrel is fer wimps.  The only gamin' they got is that derned golf tee game.  You don' git no money by playin' that game an' you cain' git no women thar!"

Well decide what ya want done with the Ralph River, we could take it to Silver Creek Slim County.

"OT's raght.  Run tha river by the HOOTERS, but not too close an' git some of them injun-eers ta brang sand up hair fer tha beach-fron'.  Tha river kin keep a rollin' down ta Sodbuster Township by way of Silver Crick Sleeeum County.  In a few months ol' Sodbuster'd be cryin' about not havin' eee-nough water otherwise."

[Ozark Tracker]

ya can get ya some of them beach chairs, with the cup holders,  sit out thar, eat sticky turkey wings, then just dip your hand down in the water to rinse it off and just go back to eating and drinking,  it'll draw in a whole new crowd.

[Delmonico]

Ok, the Ralph River now flows along the Trinityland Hooters, down through Slilver Creek Slim County and down along the edge of sodbuster Township and on into the Gulf of Gonkjzith.

[Delmonico]

Trinity, you can get some sand fer yer beach down there along th Dismal in Newbrassky, they don't call that area The Sandhills fer nuthin'

[Trinity]

Trinity and a large group of teamsters begin a caravan to the sandhills.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico patchs the hole in the Trinityland Showboat, cause by the accidental discharge of a Henry rifle.