New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Delmonico]

Only De-caf fer coffee also and ya must drink white sugar and milk in it.

[Trinity]

That's cruel and unusual punishment!  Not even the ACLU would allow that!!!!

[Forty Rod]

Uh...just for my own information...what is kind and common punishment.  Seems to me if it ain't cruel and unusual, it ain't really punishment (sorta like the California penal resorts.)

[Delmonico]

Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni have no Civil Liberties, because of this they need no GCLU or JCLU.  Fact is the last person who tried to found one was drawn an quartered, a punishment they call  Fruumpitzuufx.  

That was in Jkebhazoni, the punishment would be harsher in Jkebhazoni , in fact just the thought of a punishment that harsh has prevented it from ever becoming a problem, hence no one has had to think up the punishment.

[Sod Buster]

Only De-caf fer coffee also and ya must drink white sugar and milk in it.

Don't forget the chickory! <yuk>

[Trinity]

Don't forget the chickory! <yuk>

What's wrong with chicory?  Ya ain' no true southerner if'n ya don' lahk chicory!

Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni have no Civil Liberties, because of this they need no GCLU or JCLU.  Fact is the last person who tried to found one was drawn an quartered, a punishment they call  Fruumpitzuufx.  

That was in Jkebhazoni, the punishment would be harsher in Jkebhazoni , in fact just the thought of a punishment that harsh has prevented it from ever becoming a problem, hence no one has had to think up the punishment.

Del, can you include a pronunciation guide along with the tales of Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni?

[Sod Buster]

What's wrong with chicory?  Ya ain' no true southerner if'n ya don' lahk chicory!

It is fake coffee.  It is used to replace coffee.  There ain't no caffene in it.  It is reported to help cleanse the blood and improve the health of your liver.  Since I know you don't eat anything that is good for you...this point ought to be disturbing.

And...<ick><ick><ick> you can use the leaves in salad.  The root can be boiled and eaten like a vegetable.  It can be used for cattle food.

[Trinity]

But chicory has a lawng history in tha south as a coffee substitute when none a tha good stuff were ta be found... as well as in tha rest of tha world.

[Sod Buster]

But chicory has a lawng history in tha south as a coffee substitute when none a tha good stuff were ta be found... as well as in tha rest of tha world.

But since you can afford the real, good, authentic stuff..you don't need it.

Why use cheese food when there is plenty of real cheese?
Why use potted meat product when you can eat real potted meat?

Why drink instant ice tea when it don't take long to brew it for real?

Why drink imitation coffee (chickory) when the good stuff can be found.

[Trinity]

But since you can afford the real, good, authentic stuff..you don't need it.

Why use cheese food when there is plenty of real cheese?
Why use potted meat product when you can eat real potted meat?

Why drink instant ice tea when it don't take long to brew it for real?

Why drink imitation coffee (chickory) when the good stuff can be found.

[Delmonico]

Lussane coffee with Chicory, it brings out more of the flavor
Ya only use about half as much, Lussanne a money saver.

Yes I like Chcory in my coffee and have fond memories of Saterday nights and WSM 650 Nashville, the Grand Ol' Opery.

Martha White self risin' flour, it's the one al purpose flour.

Be sure to come into the Earnest Tubb Record store.

Go get a Goo goo, it's good.

We Yankees got a lot of southern culture on sat Night.

I miss Roy and the rest of them.

[Sod Buster]

I thought up a good alias for you.  See the PM I just sent.

[Delmonico]

Don't be passin' notes, read it out loud so the wholes class can hear it.

[Trinity]

He said I am now known as:

"THE CHICORY KID" !!

[Trinity]

Lussane coffee with Chicory, it brings out more of the flavor
Ya only use about half as much, Lussanne a money saver.

Yes I like Chcory in my coffee and have fond memories of Saterday nights and WSM 650 Nashville, the Grand Ol' Opery.

Martha White self risin' flour, it's the one al purpose flour.

Be sure to come into the Earnest Tubb Record store.

Go get a Goo goo, it's good.

We Yankees got a lot of southern culture on sat Night.

I miss Roy and the rest of them.

Dail, one of tha thangs you yankees din' learn wuz spellin'!  Please note the follerin' co-rections to yer trans-gressions!

Lussane Luzianne  (Louisianna fer tha hoity toity crowd)
Grand Ol' Opery Grand Ole Opry  (In this here example, Ah ten' ta agree wif yer spellin' of Ol', but it was no doubt spailt "Ole" fer tha yankees)

[Delmonico]

I knew better on Ol', didn't have none a their coffee or tea on hand and it wern't in the dictenary.

I buy my chicory at the local yuppie coffee house when I want some, I then add it to the coffee I want. 

Come on out sometime, I'll make you a Chicory Esspressooooo.   Or as the call them in Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni, a whonkuuurijkiysuurast.

<Authors note to Sod Buster, no and if it wern't for cut and paste I'd have a hard time spellin' them again. >

[Trinity]

<Authors note to Sod Buster, no and if it wern't for cut and paste I'd have a hard time spellin' them again. >

Meeeee too!

[Sod Buster]

Come on out sometime, I'll make you a Chicory Esspressooooo.   Or as the call them in Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni, a whonkuuurijkiysuurast.

Got any Postum ?   

<Authors note to Sod Buster, no and if it wern't for cut and paste I'd have a hard time spellin' them again. >

[Delmonico]

Ah, the Kellogg/Post wars of the early 20th century.

That stuff is bad, so bad that if yer gonna drink it ya might want to get yer water "downstream" from the herd.

[Sod Buster]

Ah, the Kellogg/Post wars of the early 20th century.

That stuff is bad, so bad that if yer gonna drink it ya might want to get yer water "downstream" from the herd.