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Delmonico

#780
May 18, 2006, 07:33:17 PM
Yeah, but one channel, the The All Barney Channel ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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Forty Rod

#781
May 18, 2006, 08:49:19 PM
WEIRD!
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

#782
May 18, 2006, 10:32:06 PM
In Gonkjzithian that word is djuuffanik, they think the word weird is djuuffanik. ;D


BTW in both Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni the men wear a skirt simmilar to the Scottish kilt, but instead of the plaid for each clan, each clan has it's own pasiley pattern. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#783
May 19, 2006, 09:23:58 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on May 18, 2006, 07:33:17 PM
Yeah, but one channel, the The All Barney Channel ;D


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"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#784
May 19, 2006, 10:23:43 PM
If you get caught smugglin black jelly beans into Gonkjzith and get sent to prison, one way the re-ha-bill-a-tate you is to use those eye props like they did Alex in A Clockwork Orange and make you watch 3 hours of Barney. ::) :o ;D 

the rest of the time the pipe loud Cjzuuziuupic music into yer cell, it's kind of a cross between polka and rap. ::) :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#785
May 20, 2006, 07:37:36 PM
Are they polka players that cuss... lots, or rappers with accordions?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#786
May 20, 2006, 07:56:13 PM
Both! ;D  They also add a strange Gonkjzith  string instument also, a ryuuskonk,  it's kinda like a Bass Fiddle that ya pik with yer nose, but one must never pick yer nose while pickin'. :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#787
May 20, 2006, 07:58:25 PM
I'll bet that's like takin' an Epilady to yer nosehars!!!!!!  :o :o :'( :'(
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#788
May 20, 2006, 08:39:13 PM
Folks from Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni have such heavy nose hair the singe it out with a Brenz-o-matic. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Forty Rod

#789
May 20, 2006, 09:27:46 PM
Really wierd!
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Sod Buster

#790
May 20, 2006, 09:51:44 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on May 20, 2006, 07:56:13 PM
Both! ;D  They also add a strange Gonkjzith  string instument also, a ryuuskonk,  it's kinda like a Bass Fiddle that ya pik with yer nose, but one must never pick yer nose while pickin'. :o

Do they know any Chris LeDoux songs?
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Delmonico

#791
May 20, 2006, 10:49:32 PM
40 Rod, it ain't weird it's is djuuffanik I told you that already. ::)

Sodbuster, no they don't play Cris LeDoux songs in either Gonkjzith or Jkebhazoni, fact is they don't even have rodeo.  They do have a simiilar sport where the try to ride Mercedes SUV's and BMW 320i's for 8 seconds.  They call this wtuujyizgu and the popular musician among them is fella named Rtuuzica  Syuuvica. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#792
May 21, 2006, 09:10:07 AM
Just so litl rooster can't get the drop on him in this thread, Delmonico shoots him in the butt a couple of times for good measure.

<Authors Note: Thanks fer the idea Sodbuster, ya should have sent litl rooster a PM.> ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#793
May 21, 2006, 04:50:37 PM
News Flash  The countries of Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni are at war over a border dispute.  They both claim Lake Ftyeutazonk, the main source for the fish, ptyhezziuustpi, caviar from the ptyhezziuustpi is a delicacy in both countries and pollution from the Hjikrastmonk automobile factory in Jkebhazoni has about depleted the supply. 

BTW in Gonkjzith they drive Fords.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#794
May 21, 2006, 06:55:37 PM
Boy!  I sure hope there won't be too many Gonkjzithian casualties.  I understand they were lovers, but never good fighters. :o
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#795
May 21, 2006, 07:59:18 PM
Never fear, because of budget cuts and arms limitation treaties, both armies are only armed with Daisy Red Ryder BB guns.  And to protect their eyes they all wear face shields.    They will have to have a truce, even a temporary one by Wendsday because both countries still follow the teaching of the Prophet Gjucikkuuvw.  Wendsday starts the week long feast of Drangeyapuu.  This is the most holy time in either country, anyone breakin' the truce will suffer a fate worse than death. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#796
May 21, 2006, 08:26:24 PM
Good while their in a Truce I can shoot you in the other arm
Mathew 5.9

Trinity

#797
May 21, 2006, 08:30:01 PM
They're not at a truce yet litl rooster.  Now Del knows what you plan to do on Wednesday and this will continue!  ::) ::) ::) ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#798
May 22, 2006, 07:19:20 PM
If litl rooster breaks the truce he'll have to stay at the Hotel Hillary Clinton and listen to piped in Barbie Striesand music 24/7, they only serve tofu in the resteraunt.
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#799
May 22, 2006, 07:31:14 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on May 22, 2006, 07:19:20 PM
If litl rooster breaks the truce he'll have to stay at the Hotel Hillary Clinton and listen to piped in Barbie Striesand music 24/7, they only serve tofu in the resteraunt.


Holy Moly that is Harsh
Mathew 5.9
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