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Delmonico

Hey that one smack dab in the middle looks like it might be from .............................................


Delmonico gags again. ::) :o
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

Hey, ya want to know sumthin' really strange, I did a google search and...........................


http://www.Brejzecvirfaca.com   

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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Trinity

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

You should visit there Trinity, they are famous fer their Ykjaemuus Sausage, mighty good with eggs in the morning. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

They ain' nothin' better than aigs 'n' sausage, no matter what it's called!  ;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Don't order toast with yer breakfast though, they make their bread out of Dfuikasipny. :P
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

Okay Del, in English please...........Buck 8) ::) ;) ;D
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Trinity

I'm guessing they don't speak English in Jkebhazoni.  They probably speak Jkebhazonian. ;D ;D :D :D ??? 8)
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

No they speak Gonkjzithian,   Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni were one country at one time, about 1877 Jkebhazon split off from Gonkjzith after a bloody Cival War over unfair taxes on licorice jelly beans. ::)  Jkebhazon has no taxes on licorice jelly beans, Gonkjzith taxes them for 10 cents apiece. :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

I hate licorice jelly beans, but ma loves them! Blech!  People who eat them should be taxed at a higher rate in my book!!!   

;D ;D :o ::) ::) 8)
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

It don't make any differance if you like them or not, in Gonkjzith and Jkebhazoni a young girl has to have 25 pounds as a dowery to present to their husband at the wedding ceramony.  At 10 cents a jelly bean it can be quite a strain on a family's budget to get their daughter married.  When they have several daughters of near the same age it can really hurt. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

What's the tax on the red ones?  Them's my fav-o-rytes!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Gonkjzith out lawed them in 1865, that was another reason for the bloody Civil War, but Jkebhazoni has a tax of 1000 grizjbziz on them, this is equal to $5 American.  You see Gonkjzith never could afford their own printing press so they use American currency.
305 of their budjet goes to protect their borders from black jelly bean smugglers.  Jkebhazoni uses the revanue from the red jelly beans tax to pay for printing their own currency and use that to pay for border protection. ;D

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Well, I'm moving to Jkebhazoni.  Laws be derned, I'm going to smuggle the black ones over the border one by one.  They taste like crud anyway, so they will never really know where I carried them! :P :P :P :P
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

Be careful the last smuggler that was caught was given 30 years in Njutyuuasronk prison.  No heat, no air conditioning and it gets -50 in the winter and 120 in the summer.  Also only one meal a day, zuuccini bread. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

Quote from: Delmonico on May 18, 2006, 07:12:11 PM
Be careful the last smuggler that was caught was given 30 years in Njutyuuasronk prison.  No heat, no air conditioning and it gets -50 in the winter and 120 in the summer.  Also only one meal a day, zuuccini bread. ;D


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