New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Trinity]

Wait till Trinity gets here and finds out that his thread has become a potty thread.

Trinity with all the constrution goin' on in everyone elses thread, ya could at least build a public restroom.

Ok, Ok.  Good idear.  Ah built this'n:



While Ah was a-buildin' that one, tha sherrif came over with a feller he called Ken Lay.  He had to sumpin' called communiteee service  He was laughin' all tha time, but Ah thank it turned out jes right.  Don't 'zackly know what them letters spail, though:

[Trinity]

"An' them that refuse it are few.
I'll hush up my my mug
if you fill up my jug
with that good ol' mountain dew."

Mountain dew aka:

mountain mule
white mule
white lightnin'
clear water
corn squeezins
corn likker
Pa's elixer
non-revenue goods
block an' tackle whiskey
FORTY ROD LIKKER

YEEEEE...I say, YEEEEE-HAAAAAW!

Phew.  That's smooooooth!

Yep!  That was what Ah was a-looooodin ta. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes in to Trinity Land and looks over the rest rooms, he don't like what he sees and heads over to Fortyrod's customer service dept.

[Forty Rod]

Hey, Trinity, you 'member the time Pa rented us one of them two story privies to live in?

'Member we couldn't afford the rent 'til we sub-let the ground floor to Slim's folks, and basement to the Delmonicos?

[Delmonico]

Durn it I was tryin' to figure out a way to work that one in.

[Trinity]

That was back when Slim's family was a mite smaller.    Ah do 'member that Dail always complained when Ah et cone.  Said it di'n't go with his color scheme.

[Forty Rod]

Slowin' down are you Del?

[Delmonico]

It took me till after midnight to get this all straght.

[Trinity]

It took me till after midnight to get this all straght.

"Git what straight?  You ain' tawkin' 'bout the outhouse Ah done built, is ya?"

[Delmonico]

No which thread is which and who goes where.

[Trinity]

You got it straight, but the rest of us is all confused! 

[Delmonico]

Well then just remember yer' in charge of public restrooms.

[litl rooster]

You got it straight, but the rest of us is all confused! 

Don't let him BS ya Trinity, why just today he was sittin' on the shelf over at the Lost n Found thread.............

[Ozark Tracker]

I seen him over there a sitting, I didn't say nothing cause I thought he was double not spying

[Trinity]

"Mebbe Ah built them privys, but Ah ain' main-tainin' 'em.  No way!  Oncet they git full, it's up ta the user ta let me know an' Ah'll build another one, but Ah ain' main-tainin' em!  Nope!"

[Delmonico]

Well that's fair, but there was another meetin' at city hall in litl rooserville, ya better build another dozen behind city hall, they fill fast around town meetin's."

[Trinity]

"Alright.  Done built two.  One fer tha ladies and one fer men.  If'n that ain' enough, then they'll jus' have ta fin' another place!"

[Trinity]

Trinity goes into privy number one and gets a splinter in his rear.  In privy number two he gets a spider bite.  There is a brown clowd over privy number three so he avoids it.  He enters privy number four and finds it juuuust right.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Hopefully, it weren't a brown recluse. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Shouldn't be a problem, Brown Recluse are seldom found in outhouses cause the hunt out in the open.  Most spiders in outhouses are web builders like Black Widows.   Most Black Widow bites do happen in outhouses and are on the decline do to the almost dissaperance of these in our rural areas.     BTW did you know males are more likely to get bit by these spiders in outhouses.     That has to do with the anatomy of the male human compared to the female human.