New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Delmonico]

Delmonico steps up to the podium with a stick in hand ready to conduct the band.  As Larwance Welk would say, a onna and a twoooa and Delmonico threatens them with his stick.

[Sod Buster]

OK every one be back here in a hour so yer not late.  That will give you about 10 minutes to tune up.

I'm here!  Where is everyone else?  My armpit is tuned up and ready to make some music!

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico steps up to the podium with a stick in hand ready to conduct the band.  As Larwance Welk would say, a onna and a twoooa and Delmonico threatens them with his stick.

Oh...there you are!!

[litl rooster]

You gonna tolerate that sort of censorship, lil rooster?

Stand up for your  rights, man.  Be brave.

We'll have something nice to say about you at the wake.

I'm grounded fer 1 week...Good thing she's at werk tonight....OOOOp's looks like she's coming home fer the Wake........................Got to run

[Forty Rod]

Run far and fast, and hope she loses interest quickly.     

[Delmonico]

Boy I just got back from something worse'n our armpit band and my wife took me to it.  She's takin' some class and the went to a bar that has an experimental music night.  The one group had 2 sax's and a couple other weird things that looked like nuthin' I ever seen before.  The music sounded like a cat poopin' razor blades.

The second group we heard had some guy sawin' on a what looked like a brooder lamp with a fiddle bow.  It would have made Spike Jones or Frank Zappa puke.   Wern't bad when the guy was beatin' on the brass spitoon.  Bunch a under nourished lookin' fellas hanging round in there.  Didn't even have coffee for me, but at least they had Earl Grey tea.

Glad we left when we did, I hate going to the potty in places like that.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

That sounds scary to me, Del......

[litl rooster]

that's scary ifn' Frank Zappa would have gottn' sick.







going to ride my Pygmy pony all along the border
raise me up some Dental Floss


Going to Montana

[Delmonico]

Ya, want to borrow my zircon encrusted tweezers there, litl rooster.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Phew, hey Trinity did you try to get a foot in the door?

[Trinity]

Phew, hey Trinity did you try to get a foot in the door?

It weren't me!  Ah Promise!!!!

Boy I just got back from something worse'n our armpit band and my wife took me to it.  She's takin' some class and the went to a bar that has an experimental music night.  The one group had 2 sax's and a couple other weird things that looked like nuthin' I ever seen before.  The music sounded like a cat poopin' razor blades.

...

Now, that musta been bad!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Sounds like a really weird place, Del. 

Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Del does that group have an album out?  I have a neighbor I want to annoy!

[Delmonico]

I hope not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[litl rooster]

Hey Del does that group have an album out?  I have a neighbor I want to annoy!

Looks around the room jest invite Trinity over....

[Trinity]

"Ah got me one of them juice harps.  Ah kin whip up a song fer ya if ya want!"

[Forty Rod]

(Pssst, Trinity.  That ain't a juice harp, it's a spitoon.)

[Trinity]

"Shhhh, don' tell no one.  Ah'm tryin' ta make some money at this!  Ah done earn't me $100 at tha coffee house over to tha college last weekend."

[Trinity]

Trinity walks in, looks around and yells:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!"

"Too durned quiet!"

[Delmonico]

It's always quietest just before the coup.   Viva la Revaloooooootion, down with the Emperor.

Get out the guillotine.    No more taxes.    We want bread.