New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Delmonico]

Cherokee fiddle, written by MMM made a hit by Johnny Lee


When the train pulled into the station
He'd open up his case and rosin up his bow
He'd play upside down the Orange Blossom Special
Cause if you want to make a living you've got to put on a good show

And when he'd smell the smoke and the cinders
He'd slick back his hair, and open up his case
He'd play the Cherokee Fiddle, he'd play it for the whiskey
Cause good whiskey never let him lose his place

He was always there, playing for the miners
The Devil's Dream was a song they understood
And then he'd go out to Oklahoma
But he'd wait till the trains were running and the weather was good


And when he'd smell the smoke and the cinders
He'd slick back his hair, and open up his case
He'd play the Cherokee Fiddle, he'd play it for the whiskey
Cause good whiskey never let him lose his place

Now the Indians are dressing up like cowboys
And the cowboys are putting leather and turquoise on
And the music is sold by lawyers
And the fools who fiddled in the middle of the stations are gone

Some folks say they'll never miss him
That old fiddle squealed like the engines brakes
The Cherokee Fiddle is gone forever
Like the music of the whistle that the old locomotives made

So when you smell the smoke and the cinders
Slick back your hair, and open up your case
Play the Cherokee Fiddle, you can play it for the whiskey
Good whiskey will never let you lose your place
Good whiskey will never let you lose your place

Jack Daniel's will never let you lose your place


True story of a Cherokee from Okalhoma that played in the station for the narrow gauge in Durango Colarado in the 1930's.

[Ozark Tracker]

Interesting, he probably went back over there to Tahlequah for the winter.

[Trinity]

Thump!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Squishy!  EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 

[Trinity]

AnnieLee sewed me that flag. 

I hadn't flown it lately and thought it was about time.

[Trinity]

"Been two momfs since anythin' ex-citin' happened over here.  Look!  Awll the earl in the lamps is plumb dried up!"

[litl rooster]

   I don't want a be hangin' around here when Trinity finds some new guy has moved in.........

[Trinity]

"Who's moved in hair!??  Dernit, ya leave tha doors open so's tha place kin air out an' tha rif raf moves in!"

[Trinity]

Sitting out on his porch, Trinity watches as a sheep flies through the air, bleating madly.  It appears to have come from the direction of litle roosterville.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity draws his pistol and as the sheep flys over he takes aim and just before shooting, he decides thats too easy so he starts thinking how he make it a little more challenging

[Trinity]

Trinity goes inside and comes out with a flamethrower.   

[Ozark Tracker]

as the first sheep flys over Trinty pulls the trigger,  sets the front yard on fire,,       gonna havta adjust that pressure.

[Trinity]

Trinity adjusts the pressure and fires at the next sheep.  Perfect shot!  A now flaming sheep continues to fly past Trinityland towards Sod Buster Township.

[Trinity]

Trinity hands a pressurized pump full of recipe to Ozark Tracker and says, "Less trah sumpin' new.  You go yonder an' start sprayin' theeyum down real good so's maybe we kin make'm 'splode when Ah fahr'em."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is workin' in the kitchen in the Newbrassky thread when he hears a rumble that sounds like it came from TrinityLand.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity and Ozark watch the spectagal from  a distance. looking at each other, like you think we used too much.

[Trinity]

 

"Ya reckon?  Mebbe ya orta let a little pressure offa tha pump, some."

[Trinity]

The next sheep that flys over the fence is rather small and when fired, it drops immediately to the ground, burns brightly and emits a thick black, noxious smoke.

Trinity steps up to look at it and finds that it is an odd breed of sheep that he had never seen.  It doesn't seem to have any meat, mostly fluff and some odd little balls that won't quit burning.  Trinity spies a tag and quickly removes it before it burns.  OT steps up and reads it for him, Made in China.

"Boy, even they sheep is tahny!"

[Ozark Tracker]

while reading the tag, they turn it over and it says do not remove under penalty of law.

Trinity disposes of the tag quickly.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Unfortunately the Tag police are already on their way!