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[Delmonico]

Rowdy liked it when i sang it, don't care if the sheep are nervous, ain't my singin' makes em nevous, it's sheepherders make em nervous.  Cause sheep herders are baaaaaaaaaaaad.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[litl rooster]

Rowdy liked it when i sang it, don't care if the sheep(Spit) are nervous, ain't my singin' makes em nevous, it's sheep(Spit)herders make em nervous.  Cause sheep(Spit) herders are baaaaaaaaaaaad.

Sorry I wouldn't want you to have bad luck

[Delmonico]

Thanks, it was almost bed time and I was tired.

[Ozark Tracker]

I just figgured ya was up there in the shower a singing away.

[Trinity]

He's probably swimmin' in the Rio Bravo. 

Slim

I floated right on down to El Dorado. 

[Trinity]

Won't work, gonna have to dig out my Bob Wills CD when I get home, or dig the one here at work out.

My yellow rose of Texas packed up and left this mornin'
I don't know where she's gone
And most of all I don't know why
I only know I've got the blues
I've never been this lonesome
it's enough to make a man lay down and die

Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills music
When I hear Faded Love I feel at home
Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills music
Have kept my heart alive since you've been gone

Got a pocket full of quarters to feed to that old jukebox
Bob Wills music helps to keep that woman off my mind
Bartender, keep that Lone Star comin' long as I got money
Cause I plan on bein' here till closing time

Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills music,
When I hear Faded Love I feel at home
Lone Star Beer and Bob Wills music,
Have kept my heart alive since you've been gone

[Trinity]

Ah'm back.  Ah had me plenny of potted meat and some imitation stuff that Diddy called Pa-tay.  Ah lef' TC at Ma's in the hopes that he'd eat her dawg.  No luck.  The snotty lil cuss is still alive.

[litl rooster]

  I see Trirnity ran into Red Steagall, while he was gone.

[Ozark Tracker]

Here's a song I wrote on a plane between Dallas and Austin
goin to El Paso
whoops
Now this is what gave us the idea to come down here,
this is a song about a guy that probably did as much for
our kind of music as anybody.

Well the Honky Tonks in Texas were my natural second home
the way you tip your hat to the ladies in the rose of San Antone

I grew up on music that we call western swing
it don't matter whose in Austin, Bob Wills is still the King

Lawd, I can still remember the way things were back then
in spite of all the hard times i'd live it all again
to hear the Texas Playboys and Tommy Duncan sing
makes me proud to be from Texas where Bob Wills is still the King

You can hear the Grand Ol Opry in Nashville Tennessee
its the home of country music on that we all agree
but when you cross that ol Red River hoss,
that just don't mean a thing
once youre down in Texas, Bob Wills is still the King

If you aint never been there, then I guess you aint been told
that you just can't live in Texas unless you got alot of soul
its the home of Willie Nelson, the home of western swing
he'll be the first to tell you, Bob Wills is still the King

[Delmonico]

Trinity should have taken the train, he could have waved to the crowds that came by to watch it go by.

Now bein' six years old, I had seen some trains before,
so it's hard to figure out what I'm at the depot for.

Trains are big and black and smokin' - steam screamin' at the wheels,
bigger than anything they is, at least that's the way she feels

Trains are big and black and smokin', louder'n July four,
but everybody's actin' like this might be somethin' more. . .

. . .than just pickin' up the mail, or the soldiers from the war.
This is somethin' that even old man Wileman never seen before.

And it's late afternoon on a hot Texas day.
somethin' strange is goin' on, and we's all in the way.

Well there's fifty or sixty people they're just sittin' on their cars,
and the old men left their dominos and they come down from the bars.

Everybody's checkin', old Jack Kittrel check his watch,
and us kids put our ears to the rails to hear 'em pop.

So we already knowed it, when they finally said 'train time'
you'd a-thought that Jesus Christ his-self was rollin' down the line.

'Cause things got real quiet, momma jerked me back,
But not before I'd got the chance to lay a nickel on the track.

Look out here she comes, she's comin',
Look out there she goes, she's gone,
screamin' straight through Texas
like a mad dog cyclone.

Big, red, and silver,
she don't make no smoke,
she's a fast-rollin' streamline
come to show the folks.

Look out here she comes, she's comin'
Look out there she goes, she's gone,
screamin' straight through Texas
like a mad dog cyclone.

. . .Lord, she never even stopped.

She left fifty or sixty people still sittin' on their cars,
and they're wonderin' what it's comin' to
and how it got this far.

Oh but me I got a nickel smashed flatter than a dime
by a mad dog, runaway red-silver streamline. . . train


Look out here she comes, she's comin',
Look out there she goes, she's gone,
screamin' straight through Texas
like a mad dog cyclone.

Big, red, and silver,
she don't make no smoke,
she's a fast-rollin' streamline
come to show the folks.

Look out here she comes, she's comin'
Look out there she goes, she's gone,
screamin' straight through Texas
like a mad dog cyclone.

BTW that song is called Texas 1947

[Trinity]

  I see Trirnity ran into Red Steagall, while he was gone.

[Ozark Tracker]

well them honky tonks in Texas were his natural second home.

[Trinity]

Following a conversation with litl rooster, Trinity walks into a bar, takes a seat and orders a beer.  As he notices a good looking lady walking by the window he begins to sing to himself.

I took myself down to the Tally Ho Tavern,
To buy me a bottle of beer.
And I sat me down by a tender young maiden,
Who's eyes were as dark as her hair.
And as I was searching from bottle to bottle,
For something un-foolish to say.
That silver tongued devil just slipped from the shadows,
And smilingly stole her away.

I said: "Hey, little girl, don't you know he's the devil.
"He's everything that I ain't.
"Hiding intentions of evil,
"Under the smile of a saint.
"All he's good for is getting in trouble,
"And shiftin' his share of the blame.
"And some people swear he's my double:
"And some even say we're the same.
"But the silver-tongued devil's got nothing to lose,
"I'll only live 'til I die.
"We take our own chances and pay our own dues,
"The silver tongued devil and I."

Like all the fair maidens who've laid down beside him,
She knew in her heart that he'd lied.
Nothin' that I could have said could have saved her,
No matter how hard that she tried.
'Cos she'll offer her charms to the darkness and danger,
Of somethin' that she's never known.
And open her arms at the smile of a stranger,
Who'll love her and leave her alone.

And you know, he's the devil.
He's everything that I ain't.
Hiding intentions of evil,
Under the smile of a saint.
All he's good for is getting in trouble,
And shiftin' his share of the blame.
And some people swear he's my double:
And some even say we're the same.
But the silver-tongued devil's got nothing to lose,
I'll only live 'til I die.
We take our own chances and pay our own dues,
Ah ha ha ha.

The silver tongued devil and I.

[Ozark Tracker]

   Was that leisure Suit Larry that was just here.

[litl rooster]

  Was that leisure Suit Larry that was just here.

Nope some former Helicopter Pilot

[Trinity]

Trinity boards the helicopter to find the pilot passed out.

[litl rooster]

Trinity boards the helicopter to find the pilot passed out.

He must of run in to the silver harpoon

[Trinity]

Or maybe too much Jack.

[Ozark Tracker]

too much Jack, ain't ya never heard them words in that song,

good whiskey never let's you lose your place.