New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

Ozark Tracker · December 14, 2006, 08:45:27 PM

3 mpg, with mileage like that ya gonna havta cut down yer trips down to the bus depot

Trinity · December 14, 2006, 09:20:27 PM

"Jes' thank if'n Ah had me a Do-mestic! Ah'm glad Ah kin save some money. Plus, mah car impresses them ladies down yonder."

Ozark Tracker · December 14, 2006, 09:27:35 PM

I bet they thought it was one of the ferign racing models with no hood and all.

Trinity · December 14, 2006, 10:06:57 PM

"Knowin' mah brother, Ah wouldn't be sur-prahsed. He gits tha best, awlways!"

Ozark Tracker · December 18, 2006, 06:46:01 PM

well when ya get ready to trade that baby in just let me know, we might get a good price down town, they paying a lot fer scrap steel right now.

Trinity · December 18, 2006, 09:22:34 PM

"Jes what is you meanin' SCRAP?!?!?"

Ozark Tracker · December 18, 2006, 09:26:17 PM

well ya know like excess, ya know too much fer one person, it'd kinda be like spreading it around to everybody,

yeah that's it spreading it around so everybody can own just a small piece of a fine car like that.

Trinity · December 18, 2006, 10:12:42 PM

"Yeah! D'ya reckon Ah kin git more than what Ah paid ol' Forty? Ah practically stolt it from heeum. Ah give twenny thousand fer it. A-Hee Hee."

Ozark Tracker · December 19, 2006, 07:36:35 PM

I imigine if we can get it down there, you'll probably get more than it's worth.

Trinity · December 20, 2006, 08:37:43 PM

Trinity starts thinking of all the things he will buy with the money.

Ozark Tracker · December 20, 2006, 08:44:37 PM

visions of sugar plums dance in his head, or is that potted meat products.

Trinity · December 20, 2006, 09:45:25 PM

1. one thousand cans of potted meat
2. one more thousand cans of potted meat
3. a new tooth pick

Ozark Tracker · December 20, 2006, 09:47:56 PM

Quote from: Trinity on December 20, 2006, 09:45:25 PM

3. a new tooth pick

would that be mint flavored

Trinity · December 20, 2006, 09:54:47 PM

"But of course! Gotta keep mah braif fraish."

Ozark Tracker · December 21, 2006, 09:12:16 PM

now then all we got to do is to figure out how to get it down there to the recycling plant. and get em to buy it.

Trinity · December 21, 2006, 10:30:54 PM

"If'n its at the bottom of the heeel, there ain' no problem."

Ozark Tracker · December 22, 2006, 07:50:33 AM

all right we'll air up the tires good and tight and you can drive it right on down there, course the brakes ain't working no more but that shouldn't be no problem, they's only 2 hairpin turns and 1 little tunnel afore ya get there.

Trinity · December 22, 2006, 09:52:35 PM

"Naw, tain' no problem a'tall. Ya reckon that earl slick on that first turn is gonna give me troubles?"

Ozark Tracker · December 22, 2006, 09:56:57 PM

I'll go on down there and throw a bucket of water on it that ourta just about do it.

Delmonico · December 22, 2006, 11:00:48 PM

Ya better put kitty litter on it, water will just make it slicker.