New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Ozark Tracker]

this may be the break in the case,  a picture of him at work

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Mus be one a them copy cat fellers, everbody knows tha real Trinity doan do nothin wif tha werd werk in it.

[Ozark Tracker]

Well now Tom has got a point there,  litl rooster, did you actually see this Trinity fellar doing any work when he come up there ta shoot  or could he have been an imposter.

[litl rooster]

Does making a sandwich count?

[Ozark Tracker]

I checked the official google list of actual work and it said not work if yer making  it fer yerself,  so I guess you had the real Trinity up there.

[litl rooster]

He and Sherlene must of run off on a "Honeymoon"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity always did wanna visit all of the Potted Meat Plants of the World! 

[Ozark Tracker]

if he goes to all of em and they have free tasting,  we may soon see a potted meat shortage all over the country.

[Trinity]

Forty, is ya sayin' that ma ain' ma?  Ah knowed we was poor, but... well, come ta thank of it, Ah never did look lahk pa nohows.   

Ahhhh, tha Potted Meat Plants of tha World.  Now thar's a plant Ah would et!

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinty goes to town to the garden supply store to buy seed for next spring,  after looking all over town he comes back and announces he went everywhere and could'd find no seed to grow any potted meat plants

[Trinity]

"Some of them rude shopkeepers even throwed me out an' tole me ta never come back!"

[Ozark Tracker]

well you'll just have ta get on the computer and send off up there ta St. Louie,  they got one of them experimental
bo tan i cal    gardens up there, they might be able to get some ta grow fer ya.

[Delmonico]

I done some searchin' here ya go.

http://www.pottedmeatplantseed.com/

The cat-er-log even has a picture.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Hey Trinity they gat a special if ya act now they'll send ya two Vienna sausage vines with each order!

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity happily orders the potted meat plant seed and writes a note to be sure to include the vienna sausage vines and asks for more information on any other meat seed they may have.

[Forty Rod]

There's a place out here that sells Tofurkey plants.  They produce bags, not cans.

[Trinity]

"Ah kain' wait 'till Ah git mah vye-eena vahns!  That is just tha best.  Ah wonner if'n they gots BBQ vye-eena vahns."

[Delmonico]

Fergot again, someone help me remember.

[Trinity]

I hoped that you hadn't forgotten... just gave up.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ah we getting used ta seeing it now,  we could recoginize ya now in the grocery store and run.