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Ozark Tracker · October 07, 2006, 09:38:54 PM

Did ya have to pay a haz-mat fee on that package

Delmonico · October 07, 2006, 09:42:04 PM

What if Mrs. Forty Rod opens it by mistake?

Ozark Tracker · October 07, 2006, 09:45:48 PM

she could be slimed by mistake

Delmonico · October 07, 2006, 09:52:46 PM

I bet she'd get on a Greyhound and ride all the way to Norf Carry-liner to whop Trinity with a big stick.

Ozark Tracker · October 07, 2006, 09:57:28 PM

I guess that he'll have ta quit hanging out down there ta the bus station on Friday nights

Delmonico · October 07, 2006, 09:59:37 PM

Wondered where he was last night.

Trinity · October 07, 2006, 10:06:42 PM

No Haz-Mat fee paid. I just marked on the package "chocolates".

Ozark, don't be givin' all my secrets away regarding the bus stop. I don't want too much competition. You know, a body can find some quality girls there. Ya first gotta make sure they don't charge, though.

Forty Rod · October 08, 2006, 01:36:55 PM

She'd come back with new "earrings".

Trinity · October 08, 2006, 01:44:57 PM

Naw, they're so heavy that they'd stretch her lobes out 'til she looks like a tribal African.

Hey, y'all missed it at the bus stop last night. Boy is that the best place after three A.M.!

Ozark Tracker · October 08, 2006, 02:30:40 PM

Quote from: Trinity on October 08, 2006, 01:44:57 PM

Hey, y'all missed it at the bus stop last night. Boy is that the best place after three A.M.!

I don't know ya gotta get all dressed up ta go down thar to the bus station, if'n yer gonna pick up women after 3, they might want breakfast.

Trinity · October 08, 2006, 02:37:03 PM

Yeah, you do have to get dressed. Otherwise the police come after you. About breakfast, they don't expect any if you bring them back before five.

Ozark Tracker · October 08, 2006, 02:39:00 PM

Oh, the old saying, "before 5 let em drive"

litl rooster · October 08, 2006, 04:27:16 PM

and from 5 till 7 the "Waffel House" is the only place open.................When you wear a 3pc suit in them places the help gets all uppity with ya.

Trinity · October 08, 2006, 04:29:18 PM

Ah yes, the waffle house. Where the best dressed people are the cops.

Ozark Tracker · October 08, 2006, 04:36:08 PM

we had a Denny's that was a 24 hr. place when I was into such goings ons,

Trinity · October 08, 2006, 05:12:29 PM

I loved Denny's. It was more upscale than the waffle house.

Delmonico · October 08, 2006, 07:54:02 PM

I'm glad we don't have Waffle House's if Denny's is upscale from them, we got IHOPS and, well nuff said.

Sod Buster · October 08, 2006, 07:57:44 PM

Quote from: Trinity on October 08, 2006, 04:29:18 PM
Ah yes, the waffle house. Where the best dressed people are the cops.

I have visited a few......

Ozark Tracker · October 08, 2006, 07:58:24 PM

them I-hops is some of my favorite spots

Delmonico · October 08, 2006, 08:24:38 PM

I have only ate at one IHOP, but then I am picky about food. The first time we went, it was OK, would do when there was no place open. Went there a couple years later when my step-daughter worked there, will not go again, it was just plain bad. I got sourdough starter and elderberry syrup in my kitchen 24/7, don't take no time to whip some up.