New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Delmonico]

Geek brand fake Cheese Product.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Sod Buster]

Trinity holds his BOOK up into the air and calls upon all sinners (vegetable eaters) to come forth.

What is the LAW?  Say the LAW:
"Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men? "Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not Men? "Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not Men? "Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Men? "Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not Men?"

"His is the House of Pain. "His is the Hand that makes. "His is the Hand that wounds. "His is the Hand that heals."

[Sod Buster]

I woke up to an awful sight this morning!

Somebody needs a haircut.  Quick..call the FFA boys & tell them to bring the sheep shears.

[Ozark Tracker]

da ya want the sharp set or just the standard dull pair?

[Sod Buster]

da ya want the sharp set or just the standard dull pair?

Standard dull set should be good enough for Trinity.

[Ozark Tracker]

yeah, that's what I thought,  we don't want to get him too slick looking,  some woman'll be a chasing him.

[Forty Rod]

Notice to any woman chasin' Trinity:

Catchin' him would be akin to the cowboy who roped the grizzly bear...couldn't hold on an' didn't dare to turn loose.  He might be kin, but...well, you been warned.

[Delmonico]

With the Hooters firmly in place, the tired Mega Movers drive pillings to bedrock and firmly attaach the Hooters to them.  They then pour enough concrete to hold it in place.

[Ozark Tracker]

After the cement is poured, Trinity runs over and starts putting his hand and boot prints in the moist concrete.  after falling asleep while doing this, he wakes up to find he is stuck in the dried cement.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico walks by and sees Trinity and wonders how he got his tongue stuck  in the wet cement.   He heads on down the street and sees litl rooster and wonders why he is puttin' that glove on that goes to his shoulder.   Delmonico walks on down the street cause he don't really want to know.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim brings a jug of HCl to spread on the surface of the dried cement. 

[Delmonico]

Trinity says, "thiiisssss issss relllyyyyyy soouurrrr tastinnnnnnnnn.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim spreads some of the HCl on the cement. 

[Cherokee Jem]

Jem wonders in from parts unknown, and watches the preceedings with interest... 

[Delmonico]

<Author's note:  Good to see ya, was talkin' to Trinity on the phone the other day and we wondered how you were doin'.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

Good ta see ya, Jem. 

Slim

[litl rooster]

  Was that really Cherokee Jem?

[Trinity]

The HCl has loosned Trinity's tongue and hands up so that he is able to get up.  However, he isn't able to say anything except "Howey Ewokee Yem!"

[Delmonico]

Fergot, new page.