New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity picks hisself up fimally after falling 3 or 4 more times  walks back down to the pond and grabs up his shirt to put it on, when Sherlene see's this,  she lures Trinity back into the water with the rubber ducky,  no soap but at least rinsed off, they get out and start home.

[Trinity]

Trinity doesn't like the smell of poop.   Soap would be used in this case. 

[Ozark Tracker]

ok then,  Sherlene takes Trinity back into the pond,  soap is used and heavily,  soap suds are flying off the pond as Sherlene takes the steel brush from the ranch workshop and gives Trinity the best scrubbing he has had since birth,

when he comes out he is squeeky clean

[Trinity]

As he emerges from the water the air reaches certain parts that were scrubbed too vigorously and he doubles over in pain.

[Ozark Tracker]

before Sherlene realizes why Trinty is bent over,  she takes out some alcohol based toilet water to make him smell good and douses him liberally.

[Trinity]

"Ahhhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Sherlene says " Trinity I've never seen such hot pink fresh looking skin,  ya probably need to do that every Saturday evening.

[Trinity]

"Naw!  NAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!  Ah don' wanna see that steel brush NO MORE!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity finally gets out and puts on his clothes, they seem to rub hard in several new places, as he walks home, Sherlene tries several times to get him to move a little faster.  but to no end,  Trinity's just going to be Trinity.

[Trinity]

"If'n yer in such a all-mighty rush, ya go on an' go.  Ah'll be in dye-reckly."  Trinity makes a detour in the direction of the Still

[Ozark Tracker]

Sherlene and the kids walk on back to the ranch in the Nebrassky thread,  where she takes all of Trinitys clothes and washes them good with lye soap and water, hangs them on the line, to dry.

[Trinity]

After the wash, the only thing remaining are two threads.  One breaks as she hangs it.

[Ozark Tracker]

being a little disgusted with the clothes falling apart,  Sherlene goes into the sewing room and fires up the sewing machine

[Trinity]

Not knowing how to make anything besides underclothes, she makes Trinity a petticoat.

[Ozark Tracker]

  Trinity try on his new outfit

[Trinity]

Trinity is very mad and also embarrassed at being forced to try the thing on.  "Ah don' lahk this none a'tall!  Now, Sherlene.  Hair is a couple rules.  #1:  Ah don' git a baf excep' fer one tahm a yair an' #2: Mah cloths don' never git warshed!  Miss FFG used to could do it wif her magical stick, but not no one ails!"

[Delmonico]

When Trinity awakes Sherlene is standing over him and his lump on his head with Delmonico's fancy rollin' pin.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity looks up and sees Sherlene with the rolling pin and tells her tha's not a magic stick

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sherlene waves it again and Trinity is out for the count! 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets his rollin' pin back and gives Sherlene Tom's She-lay-lee.  He then takes his beloved rollin' pin and carefully wipes it with his oily rag and gentley puts it away.