New Pard: Trinity! ( Welcome to TrinityLand )

[litl rooster]

 and ad's

Dy no mite

da 10 ga.

da (spit) Sheep....................he he

[Trinity]

Uh oh!

[Arcey]

It's a crime when you is commitn' one.

As an honest ta spit (sheep), thirty year badge totin', law enforcement professional - re-tired - I kin tell ya ain't nuttin' ah crime 'til ya get caught doin' it.

[Delmonico]

T'would be funny if they arrested everyone in Lincoln with this weed growin' someplace in their back yard, we'd need a much larger jail.   Worked a temp job one summer doin' some grounds work, pulled some out of a flower bed at the state capital.   "Course it ain't hard to tell ditch weed from the cultivated stuff from better seed stock.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes runnin' into the Trinityland thread, "Be careful if you go to litle roosterville, there is a volcano eruptin' there.  What can happen next, a tornado?  Excuse me, I'll be back."

[Delmonico]

Almost forgot, meet me in litl rooserville.

[Trinity]

Trinity sits down at the bar of HIS Trinityland HOOTERS and enjoys a large beer.  He chuckles as he thinks of the information that he presented litl rooster with.

[Trinity]

While drunk, Trinity starts gets the regrets and begins to feel bad about several things in his life.  Subsequently, he places a call to the Mega Movers team.

[litl rooster]

Geeeze Trinity must have been snookered.....The whole place is empty..........Them fella's at Mega Movers is really good

[Delmonico]

But where did they move it to?

[Trinity]

Trinity runs around in a circle screaming: "THEY WEREN'T POSED TA MOVE NOTHIN', THEY WEREN'T POSED TA MOVE NOTHIN'!  NOTHIN' TEEEULL AH SAID!!!!!!!!"

[Delmonico]

It starts to rain in Trinityland, the hole where the Hooters was fills up, forming either a small pond or a large puddle.

[Trinity]

Trinity puts up a sign, removes his clothing and jumps into the pond and swims happily around and around.

Welcm to Trinityland Pond
No cloths rekwired ta swim

[litl rooster]

Sherlene comes by and throws a rubber duck and a bar of Ivory soap  (cause it floats) to Trinity

[Trinity]

"What's theeeus, Sherelene?  Is ya gonna take a baf?  C'mon in, but don' git none of that stuff on me!"

[Trinity]

Some of the soap gets on Trinity causing him to scream and squeal his way out of the pond and up the hill.

[Delmonico]

Near the top of the hill Trinity steps in eller-funk poop, so fresh it's still steamin'.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity breathes a sign of relief,  thnak goodness I didn't trip and fall face first.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Trinity's foot slips in tha poop and he falls backwards into an even larger pile and starts to slide down the hill.  The ellerfunk chuckles as it runs out of the thread.

[Delmonico]

The eller-funk comes back into the tread and knocks over 3 of Trinity's outhouses, he leaves the thread with a roll of toilit paper hangin' on his left tusk.