Hey, know what I was doin' today?

Started by Forty Rod, October 23, 2009, 07:14:16 PM

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Forty Rod

Yeah, why don't you blow something up?

Become a legend in your own neighborhood...but enjoy it while you can because fame is fleeting.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Leo Tanner

Well we did play cards nekkid the last time the kids were all out of the house fer the night.  That was fun.  Now I guess I gotta go blow somethin up.  I'll tell the cops I was brainwashed here

40's threads always take a strange turn.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

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Texas Lawdog

Leo, Everybody has their 15 minutes of fame!
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Silver Creek Slim

Quote from: Leo Tanner on October 25, 2009, 03:29:14 PM
40's threads always take a strange turn.
It's not necessarily because of 40.  ;D

Slim
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Leo Tanner

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on October 26, 2009, 07:49:43 AM
It's not necessarily because of 40.  ;D

Slim

That's true, he usualy has nothing ta do with the shenanagans.  His threads just always seem ta end up a breeding ground fer strange conversation.  Lawdy some of us er odd folks.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

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Leo Tanner

I'm the one that mentioned playin cards in the buff.  We're all a little differnt Pop.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

Leo, I'll let you take care of the nude card playing. I don't have the figure for it.
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Forty Rod

Can we talk about breeding and nude on this wire?
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Leo Tanner

Quote from: Forty Rod on October 26, 2009, 02:02:54 PM
Can we talk about breeding and nude on this wire?

With a modicum of taste ya can get away with a lot ::)
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Forty Rod

I don't remember ever owning a modicum, but if you say so.....
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Leo Tanner

Quote from: Forty Rod on October 26, 2009, 05:41:19 PM
I don't remember ever owning a modicum, but if you say so.....

Then how do ya get yer confuser online?  Ya gotta have one a them things fer it ta talk ta the telephone.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Forty Rod

Telephone?  There ain't nothin' worth watchin' on the telephone. 

Hunnerd and seventy six channels an' nothin' fit to watch.

Even put a dish in the yard an' the most use it's got fer feedin' the dog.

Get a cable, folks tol' me.  Got a cable, too.  Pair of 'em as a matter of fact.  Use 'em for draggin' logs behind the tractor.

I hate technology.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Delmonico

I always thought you were to start playin' cards with yer clothes one and lose them as you lost. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

See now, that's where I went wrong.  I installed a plate instead of a dish but only one of em will pick up the signal.  I thought I'd upgrade to a platter but friends say that won't work either even if it's granny's silver.  Aint even gonna bother tryin a bowl.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

Leo, It sounds like the problems ain't be solved yet. I couldn't make it without my Dish. I just wish I could keep it from going off line in a storm. I have a DVR that has a bunch of stuff on it that I watch until the dish comes back up. I also have a good collection of Duke movies, Other westerns, and lots of war pictures.
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Russ T Chambers

Quote from: Leo Tanner on October 26, 2009, 07:50:38 PM
See now, that's where I went wrong.  I installed a plate instead of a dish but only one of em will pick up the signal.  I thought I'd upgrade to a platter but friends say that won't work either even if it's granny's silver.  Aint even gonna bother tryin a bowl.

John Wayne would tell you to try a Silver Salver!  (Fort Apache)  See, this is a Serving Dish.  So it would work for dish TV and internet server connections!!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Texas Lawdog

Russ, I got three of them silver salvers, Small, Medium, and LARGE!  Which size do you recommend?
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Leo Tanner

I think I figgered it out...ya gotta rig a finger bowl ta point at the dish.  That's what the neighbor's got.  I know it's good stuff cause it says made in China on it an them's the best plates as we all know.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Forty Rod

Quote from: Leo Tanner on October 27, 2009, 12:13:38 PM
I think I figgered it out...ya gotta rig a finger bowl ta point at the dish.  That's what the neighbor's got.  I know it's good stuff cause it says made in China on it an them's the best plates as we all know.

I showed a finger to a dish one time and she dang near beat me to death with a silver salver.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

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