The compendium of effluent insults

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"He was so hyper he made a Jack Russell Terrier look comatose."

[Camille Eonich]

 

What the heck is going on down here?

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Practice.......Buck

[litl rooster]

"He was so hyper he made a Jack Russell Terrier look comatose."

I would love to see that

[Delmonico]

Yer Mother is an Army boot.   Yer Daddy was a sneaker.  Yer a penny loafer.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Interpretation


Nick and Marianne joined their friends at the restaurant. Several cocktails later, Nick proclaimed to his buddies, "She calls me the 'Jack Hammer'! How about that!" His face shone with pride.


Marianne leaned to whisper to Beth. "He thought I was talking about his stamina and prowess, but I was referring to his lack of finesse!"



AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

My friend, 75 years old, has a Jack Russell terrorist (his term, not mine) that has a personality like a horsefly.  Dang dog sleeps at fifty miles an hour.  He doesn't need that aggravation.

His wife thinks it's cute to give the mutt coffee, as if she needs to be more hyper.

I went to sit on their couch one afternoon.  In the time it took me to complete sitting down, Schatzie crossed the room, jumped on the couch, and managed to get sat on.  Now she sits in the corner and growls at me.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Sounds about right.........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Forty Fonzai, I got the perfect mental image of that, complete with her crinkled muzzle as she growls. Think she did that on purpose?



AnnieLee

[gophergrease]

I see you have inherited the worst , from ALL the men that could be your father!

[Forty Rod]

I'm told that she wanted to jump in my lap and probably misjudged.  She's almost blind from catarracts and glaucoma.  Poor critter.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I'm told that she wanted to jump in my lap and probably misjudged.  She's almost blind from catarracts and glaucoma.  Poor critter.

I just woke up and the above post was at the top of a new page. Taking it out of context of the previous posts, I thought it was a new insult!

D'oh!




But Gopher Grease's is a real slammer.



AnnieLee

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

He thought he had a sharklike quick and cutting wit, but alas, the reality was he barely made it to the level of a lamprey.

AnnieLee

[Marshal harpoluke]

Did your mother have any children that lived?

[WolfWood]

Here's a few of my fav's <G>

You have all the wit and charm of a public urinal cake,
But do you know the difference between you and a urinal cake??
The urinal cake actually serve a purpose.

You must have taken great pains, sir; for you could not naturally have been so very stupid.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand.

Ordinarily he's is insane. But he has lucid moments when he's only stupid.

There are two requirements to be a smart ass,
     Don't worry though, you got the second part down pat.

Thank you, we're all challenged by your unique point of insanity.

You wouldn't be intelligent enough to understand anything that I would be stupid enough to tell you anyways.

Sir, if I said anything to offend you, please believe me when i say, I meant it.

[The Arapaho Kid]

I NEVER FORGET A FACE, BUT IN YOUR CASE...I'LL BE GLAD TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION!