Did I break it?

[Tensleep]

0452 EDT an' still broke.
Life goes on.............

[Doctor Bill]

Don't drink all the coffee, 10Z.  Pass a cup over here.  I'm supposed to have a couple more messages to look at on TFS but can't get to them.

Bill

[Tensleep]

I got plenty coffee for all of us Bill, we may be in for a long stretch.

[Wymore Wrangler]

Still broke...

[Mustang Gregg]

Back to the BADGER>>>Don't give it away!!
Delmonico or GG may have a reciepe for it.

[Mustang Gregg]

It is workin' right now.  I jus' flashed over to it.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

MG, it's down on my side. It keeps going up and down like this, I may start calling it "Trixie".


AnnieLee, with a Deadwood reference

[Blondetta]

  Sleep, would ya pour me a cup of coffee?  I'll share the homemade danish.   I tried and it still won't lettuce in. 

[Mustang Gregg]

Ok.  I jus' tried at 08:34....DOWN again.
Shoot!

[Silver Creek Slim]

I'll take a cup o' that coffee, Sleep. Thanks.

Slim
PS.
It's Delmonico's fault!

[Micheal Fortune]

Well at least this time it's not my fault!  I was at work!

[Lou Graham]

It's OK Micheal, I believe we are officially blaming Del for the outage.

[Delmonico]

Wait, who started that rumor,  woops, I guess it was me.

[Micheal Fortune]

It's OK Micheal, I believe we are officially blaming Del for the outage.

Well Del when you break something it seems to stay that way....

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Del, did your sour dough starter get out of control and eat the TFS server?/Buck

[Ailean Mac an Daroch]

Here's the saga of a cowboy named Del
Who was a good feller as I heard  them tell.
But his luck just ran out and now we all wail
When he just was looking for his daily email.

Now Del didn't do nothing unusual they say
And it might have just up and broke down anyway
But Del was the unlucky poor old cowpoke
Who got all the blame when TFS broke.

It could'a been me, and it could'a been you
But, "Blame it on Del," said purty Miss Lou
And like Doc's orders in old Gunsmoke reels
We listen and follow - Del's got no appeals

"He's guilty!" the mob cries all enraged
When on the screen says "The page cannot be displayed
Click the refresh button or try again later."
But the mob grows restless and swells ever greater.

Then just when things couldn't get tense any more
In comes the tar and feathers galore
As Del quickly makes a dive for the door
And the Marshal raps off a boom from his 44

"We'll have none of that here," the Marshal says proudly
"Oh yeah?" replies the crowd even more loudly
And to this day the stories do tell
Of two poor feathered cowboys....the Marshal and Del.

The moral of the story is simple to say:
When TFS is down, just get out of the way!
Too many people miss that good old site
And are gonna be cranky til it's fixed right.
So pass the coffee, Bar-b-qued badger and beer
And we can take bets on when the end's near.
As for Del, there's but one thing to say,
"It's OK old pard, we luv ya anyway!"



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[Lou Graham]

I'd say Del had better cook up something special for Mac -- He earned it with that poem.

[Col. Riddles]

Yup! Del dood it!!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Day three, TFS withdrawal symptoms setting in !

[Tensleep]

I reckon we need a big coffee pot over here.

I just made Kenya AA, there's enuff for ever'body,

Y'all he'p yerselves an' enjoy.