A true made up tale of the west...

[litl rooster]

Just doing a bit of math here, if the Perky Lass is  around 18, does she have mother who is half perky?

[Trinity]

... and does she wear short mini-kilts?

(( Me??     ))

((Yes you!   ))

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

((The perky lass is made up! She's fabricated, a product of my imagination!! I have no idea of what her mother looks like, but I can assure you, she doesn't look like me!

<Mumbles> Derned men. ))

[Trinity]

Annie does have a point.  We kind of did exit storyline not long after the perky lass showed up!


So anyway, more about the perky lass and her mother...

[litl rooster]

see how ez our minds wander

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

( Which is why this forum is called "Tall Tales." )

[Cherokee Jem]

Jem smiles at his amigos descriptions of a perky lass, wondering why not one of them seems to know whether shes real or not. Well, any way, he shrugs, I got a girl to take to the big dance coming up. Any you fellas got one? Jem cleans his Colt, and sips on coffee that his Dad made.  The young buck is saddened by the recent loss of his grandmother, but hopes that some time with friends and a dance can cheer him up. Jem slaps the big colt in his holster and heads out to see to the horses...

[litl rooster]

Jem smiles at his amigos descriptions of a perky lass, wondering why not one of them seems to know whether shes real or not. Well, any way, he shrugs, I got a girl to take to the big dance coming up. Any you fellas got one? Jem cleans his Colt, and sips on coffee that his Dad made.  The young buck is saddened by the recent loss of his grandmother, but hopes that some time with friends and a dance can cheer him up. Jem slaps the big colt in his holster and heads out to see to the horses...

This explains your absents from your thread..PARD sorry for your Loss..........lr

[Trinity]

Trinity listens to Jem talk about his grandmother.  "Ah'm real sorry fer yore loss pard, but glad you'll be makin' it to the daince!"

Trinity sits quiet for a moment to have a thought about all grandmothers.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

((I'd have the perky lass in the kilt hug Jem in consolation, but his girlfriend might knock the stuffing out of her. So here's a hug from me, Jem, I am a crazy middle aged woman, so I am safe! I'm sorry to hear about your loss.  From me, AnnieLee.  :: hug :: ))

[Scattered Thumbs]

Sorry about your loss Jem.

[Delmonico]

Sorry about your loss Jem.  If you are going to be gone long again drop one of us a PM and let us know, we worry about you when you are gone.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gets back and sees the crooked judge gave Trinity the land while Delmonico was away.  (Unlike famous people, Delmonico don't get a trial recess for ER trips that last 10 days. )

So rather than get upset Delmonico and lil rooster claim the land next to it upstream and start a hog operation.  Soon Trinity Land has a odor of hogs that can't be gotten rid of..

(Meanwhile Delmonico was not just layin' around doin' nothin' while he was gone.   In his brief case he found his purple flowered apron was there.  In a haze of morpjhine he noticed in the closet an IV pole and ties the apron to that on the third day.  He then hoists it and annexes the North Annex of the William Jennings Bryan Memorial Hospital as part of Delmonico City. The Silver Tongued Orator from Newbrassky was not there to protest.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Author's note: I lived east of a hog business fer a couple years. The prevailing winds in the area are from the west.  Who is the "Silver Tongued Orator from Newbrassky"?  >

[Russ T Chambers]

<Author's note: I lived east of a hog business fer a couple years. The prevailing winds in the area are from the west.  Who is the "Silver Tongued Orator from Newbrassky"?  >

William Jennings Bryan

[Delmonico]

Slim, he ran for President in I belive 1894, 1898 and 1900.  Lucky for us all he was defeated, he was a good orator (BS'er) and one of the best dirty polytitions of all time.   The man could sling more mud the a harbor dredge.

[Silver Creek Slim]

William Jennings Bryan
Here's one of his quotes: "Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed." 

Slim

[Trinity]

...So rather than get upset Delmonico and lil rooster claim the land next to it upstream and start a hog operation.  Soon Trinity Land has a odor of hogs that can't be gotten rid of..

...

It don' matter none.  It lends flavor to the recipe! 

[Delmonico]

Then one day their is a knock at the door, the Sherriff has the tax accessment for Trinity Land, it totals $127,564.73, seems the tax accessor had a bad hang over from drinkin' too much of Trinity's recipe the day he did the accessment.

The Sherriff tells him the tax is due in three days and if not paid the county will take it over along with his stills.

[litl rooster]

Delmonico gets back and sees the crooked judge gave Trinity the land while Delmonico was away.  (Unlike famous people, Delmonico don't get a trial recess for ER trips that last 10 days. )

So rather than get upset Delmonico and lil rooster claim the land next to it upstream and start a hog operation.  Soon Trinity Land has a odor of hogs that can't be gotten rid of..

(Meanwhile Delmonico was not just layin' around doin' nothin' while he was gone.   In his brief case he found his purple flowered apron was there.  In a haze of morpjhine he noticed in the closet an IV pole and ties the apron to that on the third day.  He then hoists it and annexes the North Annex of the William Jennings Bryan Memorial Hospital as part of Delmonico City. The Silver Tongued Orator from Newbrassky was not there to protest.)

 

little rooster smiles as the last of the 2000 hogs are unloaded from the rail cars. Jus t wait till we get the new court hearing Del.. I have paid a professional picture taker to get some of the crooked judge and Trinty, going int the back door of the Longbranch.